@yatesytime.bsky.social
Standup Comic. Pre-WGA writer. Food fiend. Cat Mom. Philly Everything. #pleasestaffme
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09.03.2025 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I used to listen that religiously. Kinda floated away from it. Still good?
09.03.2025 02:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hell yeah!!
08.03.2025 04:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s some good parenting right there
06.03.2025 05:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Linda McMahon’s “final project” is gonna be turning all junior highs into WWE training centers.
06.03.2025 05:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I keep trying to put my finger on what this whole presidency so far feels like. I finally got it. Remember those “going out of business, everything must go” furniture ads from the 80’s? It’s that.
05.03.2025 03:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lemme say, thanks in advance! John is such a legend! Love him!
25.02.2025 07:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HELL YEAH!
25.02.2025 07:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Finally a bright spot in this trash fire world: @drewfromtv.bsky.social’s Drew Carey show is finally streaming! I’m catching it on its own channel via Amazon Live but I bet it’ll pop up other places! One of my faves & Drew is the most standupest dudes from standup!
25.02.2025 07:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He has very good ideas on the deficit and how chaos can wake people up.
24.02.2025 01:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You on SNL coincided w/ me staying up to watch the show when I was real little. I was a comedy obsessed kid even at that point & I loved your cast. Did I get all the jokes? No, but your physical comedy got me everytime. Life sucked for me back then, so thanks for the laughs! I’m a comic now too!
24.02.2025 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0THANK GOD
23.02.2025 08:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love this!!
23.02.2025 08:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't worry- we renamed him The Pope of America.
22.02.2025 22:25 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1It depends on if he’s wearing pants
23.02.2025 08:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Woke up before noon
Woke up before 1
Woke up before 2
Fell asleep at 3
Fell asleep at 4
All of my younger friends are getting married and engaged and I feel like a happy older sister for them and a very single older sister for me.
22.02.2025 03:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw a dude on a dating app saying he’s looking for someone with “attention to detail”. He fired me before I could even swipe left.
19.02.2025 05:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
18.02.2025 23:06 — 👍 67410 🔁 17442 💬 1852 📌 745This SNL music special is pretty cool. I’ve never seen so many white guys clapping off beat since before the pandemic.
16.02.2025 06:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NEW: Archived tweets for Gavin Kriger, Musk's 20-something DOGE employee wreaking havoc inside USAID, shows that Kriger has retweeted multiple neo-Nazis including Nick Fuentes, leader of the so-called Groyper movement, and another popular explicit Nazi account recently unmasked by @travisbrown.dev
03.02.2025 18:06 — 👍 11976 🔁 5653 💬 291 📌 495With everything going on these days, will having Del Amitri’s “Roll To Me” stuck in my head for a week be the straw that finishes breaking what’s left of my sanity?
Only the Shadow knows.
Right?!!
01.02.2025 10:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
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Well I’m glad you got it taken care of! 😁
01.02.2025 05:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They cut the Cheeto’s mic before he could name the real culprit of the crashes: people who have the end of the toilet paper in the back as opposed to rolling off the front.
31.01.2025 09:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dude. You got the Afib??
31.01.2025 08:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm not smelling sex and candy so much as a metallic odor mingled with burnt toast
30.01.2025 07:26 — 👍 2580 🔁 110 💬 91 📌 10Twitter Draft Tweet Files 3/18:
Things I Blame When Things Go Wrong:
- the humidity
- the economy
- Mercury in Gatorade
