Jessica

Mars Bar?

Bread and circuses. But they cutting the bread, though 🫠

Restarting this thirst thread that I had going on the other app:

Megan plsss 🥵🥵

Does your crate have a side gate? We had a morning mystery once and finally realized the door we never used had come loose 😂

It's only Tuesday.

In my opinion it is healthy to have a work nemesis.

Have had several.

also

some of you actually need a full recipe.

your ancestors aren’t guiding you. they are playing you. go get a damn tablespoon, gerald.

FACTS

put death back on a performance improvement plan

liking chris brown, tory lanez, trey songz, and/or r. kelly are in fact character flaws

Planning a road trip to Spain....

Been saying for a few years now that the time for Jessica supremacy is approaching 💥

They didn't want to elect a well qualified white woman. I'm sorry, but our girl never had a chance

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Still unfriending/unfollowing people in 2025? Y'all didn't do a thorough enough job 9 years ago

It's really scary to be navigating the educational system in a new country, but then I look back at what was "comfortable" and.....

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Screengrab reads: "She knew gentrification was coming when she waw the bike lanes." Heard this in the Katrina Netflix series and its true. While I get excited about bike infrastructure talks, because its needed, folks get priced out fo the area.

Gentrification is what we call it when demand exceeds supply. It is not caused by bike lanes.

The answer is not to suppress demand by enshittifying cities, or to justify endangering & killing people outside of cars as a rent control mechanism, but to increase supply.

I got some in the chamber....

The "only in months ending in R" guideline was made pre-climate crisis, so, you know, adjust accordingly.

- A food safety professional and oyster lover (I contain multitudes)

uhhhh

Me, when my job asks me to actually do the work they pay for:

Congrats!

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If you're eating the nonfat kind (looking at you, Ch*bani 👀) you're doing it wrong. Like many things in life, THE FAT IS NECESSARY

These have to be R*ssian plants atp

It me.

baddies????

Love savory!

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Have given up the pretense of using a knife when eating chicken thighs 😋