Dave

Mark Sanchez is doing football commentary the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Totally normal place over there

Did it happen yet? You guys, it could happen any day now

One thing I like to remind myself of is that as Chris Christie was nearly dying of Covid, Trump called him to ask him to not tell anyone that he got Covid from Trump.

And Christie didn’t until after the election.

timothy_thelen 7h Follow Them - You can't throw sandwiches at ICE Agents. Grabs a hot dog. "I guess we'll finally answer the old question."

Experimental philosophy

What’s the crime, throwing a sandwich? A succulent DC sandwich?

It’s Autocorrect, but ~sexy~

I’m a big nine inch nails fan but Johnny Cash’s cover is so much better

I might actually have a second favorite team now

a man is sitting at a table in a diner with the words i 'm staying behind him ALT: a man is sitting at a table in a diner with the words i 'm staying behind him

I say this to myself/my kids daily when I sit down to finish my coffee (if they ask what I’m talking about I remind them that the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint)

change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage

Finally watched The Substance last night- (4/5, very well made, felt like the ending didn’t quite land right) and I realized I’m 16 years younger than Demi Moore and 16 years older than Margaret Qualley and idk how to feel about that

Demi Moore is fantastic in this movie and deserves the Oscar nom

We are what, 5-10 years away from this being real?

seems reasonable

i think crypto trading should be classified as gambling. there’s no way you can convince me this doesn’t have the same affects on peoples mental health as gambling addiction

The Eagles should go visit Justin Trudeau to just rub more salt in the wound

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

Wise man in a sweater in his home library 📚 contemplating: I don't know what word in the English language --I can't find one-- applies to people who are willing to sacrifice the literal existence of organized human life so they can put a few more dollars into highly stuffed pockets. The word 'evil' doesn't even begin to approach it. ~Noam Chomsky

Wise man…

Re-elect Mike Haggar. New York needs a mayor who will beat criminals to death with his bare hands and eat food he found lying in the street

😝

Philadelphia right now:

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

They not like us
#gopackgo

50 Shades of Grey is only
"romantic" because he's a bilionaire.

If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.

Colin Kaepernick taking a knee.

This Super Bowl Sunday, here's a reminder of what real courage looks like.

As I get older I realize the something else needed to get through this semi charmed kinda life is pretty much just ibuprofen

The best way to increase the efficiency of government agencies is competition, not budget cuts. The Center for Disease Control should have to compete with a Center For Making Diseases Worse

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