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You’d never catch one of these coddled kids nowadays “working in the lab late one night.” And the only thing their eyes are beholding is their damn phone

The Onion's top songs of October 2025, including Bob Dylan's "HHHHHHHHNGH"

having breakfast and laffing

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

dad trying to get out of an above-ground pool with no ladder

A Bluesky appeal for suspension. The reason for appeal is a line from Mean Girls: I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

WHO WASHES THE WASHMEN!?

Whenever you see a program like Virginia Tech has eight points on the scoreboard, you just know they didn't get them the touchdown way

screenshot of a chumbox link that reads "Chuck Norris: This Night Routine Makes Me Feel Years Younger" and a photo of chuck in front of a microphone superimposed over a blurry photo of two grilled corn cobs

(nodding) night corn

BRENT HINDS Dead At 51 - Metal Injection Former Mastodon guitarist Brent Hinds has died at 51 years old in a tragic car accident on August 20 in Georgia.

Former Mastodon guitarist Brent Hinds has died at 51 years old. metalinjection.net/news/brent-h...

Knizner sat in front of me in Calc III in college

Madonna in the video for Beautiful Stranger

Madonna made the best Bond song of all time and it was for Austin Powers 2.

Why does Vince McMahon look like he’s about to tell Beetlejuice he needs a dinner jacket to dine here

Freakier Friday? Terrible title. The same thing happened to them once before, which makes this Friday inherently less freaky than the first one

Sad to think that on that fateful night, despite the urgent call, it is highly unlikely that everybody wanged chung

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

When Sheldon sees a weird prehistoric fish

HGTV one of the chief perpetrators of “your guys’s”

Been wanting to punch the smug face of this dude from the opening credits of Cheers forever

they’re assembling the pervert megazord

Great episode as usual! Will there be an accompanying Spotify playlist for this? I enjoy combing through and filling in my blind spots.

= Nation & World - The Seattle Times My Account ™ The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought Jan. 9, 2023 at 7:36 am | Updated Jan. 9, 2023 at 7:36 am By DINO GRANDONI The Washington Post

typical corrupt science

Screenshot of People Magazine article with photo of Queen Elizabeth Ii: “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Fve Words.”

“Bustin’ makes me feel good”

Thom Brennaman meme apology

someone wrote out the entire Thom Brennaman apology above a urinal at a brewery in High Point

"Travis Scott is The Rock's Silver Surfer," I explain to my confused associates

We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot . ALT: a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .

“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do”
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.