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Law, political theory, language, computers. Attorney at schwartzapc.com President at boomajoom.com Nothing I post is legal advice, and I’m not your attorney. Occasional Escrow Manager.

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What’s a little ex parte communication between friends?

27.11.2025 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

24.11.2025 20:02 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me Charlie Brown. I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you. Charlie Brown."

24.11.2025 18:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Order on Motion to Dismiss – #213 in United States v. Comey (E.D. Va., 1:25-cr-00272) – CourtListener.com ORDERED AND ADJUDGED as follows: (1) The appointment of Ms. Halligan as Interim U.S. Attorney violated 28 U.S.C. § 546 and the Appointments Clause of the U.S. Constitution. (2) All actions flowing fro...

Womp womp.

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24.11.2025 18:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A futuristic city with flying cars.

A futuristic city with flying cars.

Society if Billy Mays had not been taken from us before he could become president.

24.11.2025 16:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Great. Ski off.

24.11.2025 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I suggest you go skiing.

24.11.2025 15:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t recall asking.

24.11.2025 15:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ok.

24.11.2025 14:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you ever ask yourself why I didn’t become an attorney until I was 35? You have absolutely no idea what I know and don’t know about the how the legal system operates.

24.11.2025 14:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As I said: In my experience, someone like this escalates if I were to block them.

24.11.2025 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s threatened to file frivolous lawsuits against me. At least every other week, he gets drunk or high and spends hours on tirades about my sex life, my physical appearance, my intelligence, and anything else he can think of.

But sure man, I’ll take up skiing.

24.11.2025 14:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

He’s told judges in two courts that I’ve committed felonies. He’s promised to ruin my life and has tried to jeopardize my professional license. He’s sent me hundreds of graphic, sexual emails about me. He’s twice claimed to possess CSAM depicting me.

24.11.2025 14:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In my experience, someone like this escalates if I were to block them.

This person has tried to locate and identify members of my family and promises to have them sexually assaulted. He’s threatened to assault me. He’s tried to identify the make and model of the car I drive.

24.11.2025 14:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have plenty of hobbies. I’m not sure how adding skiing to the list is going to do much about a guy who has harassed me for three years and who is now claiming I was sexually abused as a child, had my abuse filmed, and who claims to possess images of that abuse. Maybe you can walk me through that.

24.11.2025 14:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Update: he now has publicly claimed to possess CSAM depicting me.

Sooo… he’s taking this well.

24.11.2025 06:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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In which Justin Riddle claims he has committed a federal sex offense against minors as part of.. um… wait what?

Cc @prog-r0k.bsky.social

24.11.2025 06:26 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

He’s currently winding up. Definitely not happy my DMCA complaints were granted considering his vast experience in copyright law.

23.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A long list of “We have an update on your report” notifications.

A long list of “We have an update on your report” notifications.

Twitter notifying me they locked Justin Riddle’s account following violent threats.

Twitter notifying me they locked Justin Riddle’s account following violent threats.

Good morning.

23.11.2025 15:53 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Thank you, Julie, for helping me get another perspective on this. I sincerely appreciate it.

23.11.2025 06:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And I guess related, if this person took the effort to try to figure out the make and model of the car you drove. If your needle is still on restraint, then (a) damn, I’m sorry women go through that but (b) then I’m also firmly on restraint.

23.11.2025 06:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That said, what if in his threats to have your mother sexually assaulted by homeless people, this person posted the street name your mother lived on? And in other posts he stated the street other relatives of your lived on (not knowing they were deceased)?

23.11.2025 06:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And also because I don’t want to damage my credibility by turning some weirdo’s mental breakdown on the internet into an expenditure of judicial resources unless it’s really compelling.

23.11.2025 06:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t take any of this in a negative way. I asked you because I trust you. This is grating on me, but I’m horribly reluctant to take any kind of action in part because of the context in which you said what you did.

23.11.2025 06:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The absolute barrage of weird sexual comments, including those where he claims to have written descriptions of my genitals as a child, are just…

Would you, subjectively, feel seriously harassed, alarmed, or annoyed?

23.11.2025 06:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In other words, as a friend, how would you subjectively feel if you were me? Because after each weekend-long bender of his, the needle just keeps moving further toward pulling the trigger.

23.11.2025 06:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m a pretty thick-skinned person. But it feels really creepy. I’m not asking you for advice about what I should do (I’m a big boy, I can figure out if I COULD do something, which the answer is Yes), but I am asking whether you might do something if you were in my position?

23.11.2025 06:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’s represented that he was/is a residence of my state in writing. He’s said he’s coming out to see my family in December where he will subject one of them to sexual assault. He’s said this numerous times.

23.11.2025 06:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’s filed a frivolous bar complaint, accused me of committing a string of felonies before a federal court, and admitted he’s just doing this to try to ruin my life. My client’s facts were solid, but mine are even more blatant.

23.11.2025 06:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I recently took (and won) a case for civil harassment based on fairly solid facts. Solid enough that the court agreed with my client.

I am so tempted, Julie. So, so tempted. This guy has threatened me, tried to threaten my family, and it’s been *three years* of this.

23.11.2025 06:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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