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you have to be cringe in order to be loved professionally graded “tremendous capacity for suffering”

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Mood in minneapolis right now

24.01.2026 23:31 — 👍 26162    🔁 5494    💬 142    📌 145

yeah😔

05.01.2026 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

is this two genders voice?

05.01.2026 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

ILYSM we’re DUFFING bitches this year. DUKES UP

19.12.2025 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the only thing that can stop a bad machine god with a gun is a good machine god with a gun. that’s why here at BlorboAI we’re training our LLM on specifically history’s most ruthless and wicked leaders, moderated by a team of remorseless contract killers and. we think we’re the good guys!

25.11.2025 14:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Talula watches Enzo eating a hotdog. 

She turns to him, waiting for a kiss.

She turns into her worgen form and reaches for the hot dog, Enzo swearing as he keeps it away with his whole body weight, pulling back her face.

Talula watches Enzo eating a hotdog. She turns to him, waiting for a kiss. She turns into her worgen form and reaches for the hot dog, Enzo swearing as he keeps it away with his whole body weight, pulling back her face.

🐺🌭

15.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 4652    🔁 1249    💬 45    📌 6

Let’s go Ms

02.11.2025 04:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
28.10.2025 03:44 — 👍 14533    🔁 4459    💬 102    📌 89

let’s go M’s

20.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

let’s go M’s

18.10.2025 07:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A missing sign from a professional missing person's/missing animal finder we worked with. The image has a bold yellow background with the text "LOST DOG. HAVE YOU SEEN ZOYA? WENT MISSING WEDNESDAY JUNE 4TH." There are also two images of Zoya, a small one in the bottom right corner where she sits on a blue-gray couch. She kinda sits like a person and it's really cute as she gazes out the window, past the camera's perspective. The main image is of Zoya standing in a patch of grass wearing the harness and collar and leash she had on when she ran away. A harness that used to be bright pink but has faded to a more tan color in the sunlight, a blue collar with her name tags on them, and a bright pink rope leash.

A missing sign from a professional missing person's/missing animal finder we worked with. The image has a bold yellow background with the text "LOST DOG. HAVE YOU SEEN ZOYA? WENT MISSING WEDNESDAY JUNE 4TH." There are also two images of Zoya, a small one in the bottom right corner where she sits on a blue-gray couch. She kinda sits like a person and it's really cute as she gazes out the window, past the camera's perspective. The main image is of Zoya standing in a patch of grass wearing the harness and collar and leash she had on when she ran away. A harness that used to be bright pink but has faded to a more tan color in the sunlight, a blue collar with her name tags on them, and a bright pink rope leash.

She ran away on June 4th and I haven't seen her since. she was my first pet ever. I will never be the same. if you're ever in Lawrence KS or the greater KC area and you think you see this dog, pls get a picture and send it to me. if you see us in WoW come say hi.
patrick, again, thanks a billion.

25.09.2025 06:09 — 👍 9    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

What we never could have expected was that Zo would run away from the petsitter's place the day before my partner and friend and I all planned on taking a road trip.we cancelled our plans and spent weeks and thousands of dollars looking for her, putting up posters, making facebook posts, but no luck

25.09.2025 06:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A screenshot from World of Warcraft. My avatar Atruwal, a bipedal moose man with large antlers and teal robes, stands with his head bowed looking down at a small dark cat-like creature called Zo'ya.

A screenshot from World of Warcraft. My avatar Atruwal, a bipedal moose man with large antlers and teal robes, stands with his head bowed looking down at a small dark cat-like creature called Zo'ya.

A happy, smiling Basenji-terrier mix stands on the floor of an office, unaware she's about to have a vet visit. She stands panting in joy and looking directly at the camera and her mother behind the lens, excited to be in a new place, smelling new smells. The dog Zoya has black fur everywhere except for her neck and under her chin, on her chest, and on 3 of her feet which are all white fur. We always said she was missing a sock.

A happy, smiling Basenji-terrier mix stands on the floor of an office, unaware she's about to have a vet visit. She stands panting in joy and looking directly at the camera and her mother behind the lens, excited to be in a new place, smelling new smells. The dog Zoya has black fur everywhere except for her neck and under her chin, on her chest, and on 3 of her feet which are all white fur. We always said she was missing a sock.

my wonderful friend @scarizard.bsky.social helped push this pet into the newest wow patch. this is my girl, Zoya, now immortal and with me forever as long as the servers are live.

25.09.2025 06:09 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Uhhhhhhhhhh....maximalist experimental fusion & chill?

twitch.tv/chanterelleton

20.09.2025 02:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I WAS REAAAAALLLLLL god we’re the same :handshake::handshake:

19.09.2025 23:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mad as hell we missed it tonight!! hope you had fun♥️♥️

13.09.2025 05:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sometimes video autoplay means you hear a noise you don't like and sometimes you see a guy probably die. is this good for the soul? who is to say

10.09.2025 19:09 — 👍 101    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 0

and it fucking rules btw

23.08.2025 21:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
“The role of the church – the role of people of faith – is to care for our neighbors. Yes,” said Rep. Isaac Schultz, R-Elmdale Township, during the House floor debate. “But not in this instance, specifically.”

“The role of the church – the role of people of faith – is to care for our neighbors. Yes,” said Rep. Isaac Schultz, R-Elmdale Township, during the House floor debate. “But not in this instance, specifically.”

this quote minnesotareformer.com/2025/06/09/l...

09.06.2025 22:24 — 👍 1149    🔁 286    💬 59    📌 129

Oh hey, that's me!

07.06.2025 18:51 — 👍 929    🔁 245    💬 7    📌 1

it’s truly really really really good

25.05.2025 06:48 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

bluesky is it a moral failing to get a mouse in your apartment? it’s thunderstormy and colder than usual blah blah blah. i feel like i must be a huge piece of shit with an awful dirty apartment. should i go easy on myself or not, be honest.

25.05.2025 06:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Here's today's train tour scribble after reading this headline about Andrew Tate - 'one in six boys aged six to fifteen have a positive view of andrew tate'
x
x
x
five in six boys think andrew tate is a prick
the headline reads:
one in six boys aged six to fifteen have a positive view of andrew tate
the headline does not read:
five in six boys think andrew tate is a prick
prefer riding their bike into town with their mates
than listening to a grown up angrily shout through a screen
five in six boys think their mum is alright
roll their eyes when she hugs them
will remember the sound of her laugh when she's gone
five in six boys 
have baked biscuits 
or muffins
do not want to strangle a girlfriend, 
think rape is abysmal, want love,
think love is confusing, do not want a fist in their face
five in six boys think their dad's jokes 
are occasionally funny, have a friend who likes 
the same music they like,
worry 
about the look of their bodies 
in swim shorts
love the feeling
of crying
from laughter 
five in six boys feel nervous about holding the hand of a crush 
privately cry when a person they fancy doesn't fancy them back
without seeking to hurt them
five in six boys are worried they'll fail their exams 
feel stupid sometimes, are scared by the thought of the future
five in six boys think flowers are beautiful
will not use the word beautiful
will be bullied if they use the word beautiful 
about flowers
still, five in six boys said thank you for dinner
helped take the plates to the kitchen
smile when a kitten curls up on their lap
sleep sounder when someone who loves them
plants a kiss on their forehead
or just quietly whispers goodnight

Here's today's train tour scribble after reading this headline about Andrew Tate - 'one in six boys aged six to fifteen have a positive view of andrew tate' x x x five in six boys think andrew tate is a prick the headline reads: one in six boys aged six to fifteen have a positive view of andrew tate the headline does not read: five in six boys think andrew tate is a prick prefer riding their bike into town with their mates than listening to a grown up angrily shout through a screen five in six boys think their mum is alright roll their eyes when she hugs them will remember the sound of her laugh when she's gone five in six boys have baked biscuits or muffins do not want to strangle a girlfriend, think rape is abysmal, want love, think love is confusing, do not want a fist in their face five in six boys think their dad's jokes are occasionally funny, have a friend who likes the same music they like, worry about the look of their bodies in swim shorts love the feeling of crying from laughter five in six boys feel nervous about holding the hand of a crush privately cry when a person they fancy doesn't fancy them back without seeking to hurt them five in six boys are worried they'll fail their exams feel stupid sometimes, are scared by the thought of the future five in six boys think flowers are beautiful will not use the word beautiful will be bullied if they use the word beautiful about flowers still, five in six boys said thank you for dinner helped take the plates to the kitchen smile when a kitten curls up on their lap sleep sounder when someone who loves them plants a kiss on their forehead or just quietly whispers goodnight

I absolutely love this poem by @holliemcnish.bsky.social – 5 in 6 boys think Andrew Tate is a prick

21.05.2025 13:22 — 👍 102    🔁 41    💬 2    📌 4

start stealing those big concrete red balls now. i bet they’ll be worth something after the collapse

22.05.2025 20:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

♥️no
take a nap

22.05.2025 20:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i love you birthday man

20.05.2025 14:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A thread worth reading.

20.05.2025 14:05 — 👍 5    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

If you can clock who this is meant to be instantly you are on the computer the perfect amount. You’re doing find don’t even worry about it.

13.04.2025 19:57 — 👍 1976    🔁 226    💬 52    📌 3

love seattle let’s go baby

12.04.2025 12:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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