Fun Fact: Ronald Reagan became known as "The Gripper" due to his famously tight vagina.

#truefacts #ronaldreagan #themoreyouknow

Who do I know in Los Angeles? I will be there this Wednesday through Sunday.

People who closely work and partner with Trump tend wind up marginalized, disgraced felons. Is that fucker Elon due?

Is tape, the sticky kind, named after tapeworms, or the other way around? If the other way around, what did they call the worms before tape was invented? Ribbon worms? Fettuccine worms?

Asking for a friend...

On the bright side, I doubt Canadians and Greenlanders would vote Republican, so maybe we will get four more Democratic senators out of this?