Mac Wants a Promo Code to End Capitalism

Think I have to rewatch What Would Diplo Do now... 😢

Spending all their money on FOOD? Ha! They really should've thought of that before becoming peasants-- I mean-- poor...

Do you live in or are from Boston? No? Then, it is the natural way of things to hate both Brady and the Patriots.

Excited to hear that New England lost.

That was totally her

Does this mean I have to watch the rest of the football now?

But why Lady Gaga?

Was that Pedro Pascal?

Do you think Kid Rock needs a wellness check right now?

At the time of this dumb post, the trending topics on Bluesky were Epstein, Super Bowl, Political Outrage, Morgan McSweeney, and Noir Films.

Can't believe Bluesky trending is out here spoiling the plot for the next Knives Out movie

FINALLY some good news to start my day off

Good call. I checked. Now I can never unknow it that information.

She's basically calling him a liar. I think that deserves a treat.

Imagine being such a giant loser that, even with a trillion fucking dollars, you still couldn't find a nice hobby and a community to share it with

I have no faith in Hochul's ability and desire to support Mamdani's more leftist policies, so this feels like his first real political misstep. However, I really want to be wrong about that.

Oh no. Scatter! She's on to us.

Hoping this comes with the agreement that she's taxing the rich.

Living in Mamdani's NYC while the entire country sort of burns down around us is incredibly disorientating.

crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"

Could this be the LEAST surprising reveal ever?

💣🧊🔨

Like, people have told me I have a weird undercover cop vibe sometimes, and I hate that. But, THIS? I hate this so much more.

Do I need to start wearing my Mamdani merch all the time now?

An older couple approached me earlier and one of them said, "we support what you're doing for this country" to me. Did they mean that in a "we support immigrants" or "we support 🧊" way?

I legit can't tell.

I hate both, but one of them offends me way more.

My immediate first thought when I read this post.

Talking about WoW, because I do not have the emotional capacity to talk about the other things that are happening.

Dark portal decor item? Yes, please.

Dang. There are going to be so many people using this item as a makeshift doorway to their houses.

(It's me, I'm so many people.)

Has Ion always had this facial hair? It's a good look for him.

Tom Thibodeau is smiling in this pic, but the man does not no joy. Don't be fooled.

Ion Hazzikostas appears to be slowly evolving into his final form of former Knicks coach, Tom Thibodeau.

Shout out to the 3 other people who get this joke.

Oh, look! It's the 2026 edition of "I was just following orders".

I am so sorry you're going through all this. It does suck that sometimes the only real course of action we have is to... just... carry on. This might not bring immediate solace, but you've cultivated a really strong community that is there for you. I think that's the best we have in times like this.