The Papa Yaga’s Poison Samovar

Yes, but also just stop that no matter what

Ouroborbus

I am excited for you!

@aptshadow.bsky.social This you?

Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.

People wondering why Luigi Mangione is a fucking folk hero at this point, shit like this is a big part of it.

1 trillion over 10 years, mostly in stock options, and benchmarked to certain metrics. It may not go that way, but it’s an insane deal

Wait, they’re not going to just give it directly to the nearest billionaire?

New Bush learning about 9/11 just dropped

Anything to avoid finding the clit I guess

MURDERBOT!

MURDERBOT!

MURDERBOT!

A wizard, a warlock and a sorcerer walk into a bar.

The bartender says “aaaah aaaaaaaah I’m burning ahhhh!” because everything’s on fire.

Interesting. Wouldn’t that apply to income tax as well? I can’t imagine California isn’t paying more per capita than, say, Mississippi.

Exercising my 2nd amendment rights in celebration of sandwich acquittal day

I’m not familiar with the argument as to why that would be unconstitutional, though. Care to elaborate?

*doesn’t

Constitutionality does seem to matter as much as it once did. I say we try both and see what sticks.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

100% wealth tax on anything over a billion dollars, now

She’s something of an expert on defensive baking

He did not have the requisite mens rye-a

The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.

Much more fun to throw at vampires as well

A man in medical distress collapsed in the oval office is attempted to concerned onlookers, or possibly medical staff The big dummy just stands by the desk looking forward, the lack of concern on his face total

America, a metaphor.

Sharing this again. It's from four years ago, and censorship continues to rear its ugly head. Thank you, Meg, for stating this so well.

Hello hopeness my old friend…

I’m low key surprised that so many people remember enough to get that joke.

Also, the cake was a lie

I always thought 2 was a low count

the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins