ice.cream.assassin

*screams into the void*

I don't really understand UK politics but I find it very funny that there are apparently still people who willingly give a shit about what Nigel Farage has to say.

Libertarians are always very self-assured in their views, no matter how wrong those views may be.

I assume banging Kash has gotta break your brain. Imagine trying to have an orgasm with that face looking at you. The mind revolts at the notion.

"That dancing is disgusting!"
- dude who always does his jerking off invisible dicks dance

k "suspected political message" is a wildly hilarious phrase.

Goddamn Tim Pool is such a huge dork.

Ocean Breeze soap will get you clean.

wait was that parker posey

this is just pot

I can neither degauss nor defrag and I must scream.

Honestly I'd hate smart TVs a lot less if their UIs weren't the most sluggish things in the universe. Goddamn. Are all of these stupid things this pathetically slow? Do I need to overclock these fuckers? Sweet hell. My god.

Curling always looks like actual goddamn magic.

...also what does it mean to arrange a desktop for easy navigation. What are people doing with their desktops.

Part of me hopes that they never get divorced and she just bangs all of his friends.

(I am aware that the chance this gentlemen has no friends is high so if that's the case bang his investors or whatever)

Chatbot: “May I have power of attorney?”
This Fuckin’ Dude: “Sure go nuts.”

Just an absolute symphony of bad decisions here.

Have these people ever, like, *enjoyed* something?

I confess I do find it at least a little funny that some GOP folk still thinks that Trump gives any iota of shit about the GOP.

Okay it turns out that words can, in fact, hurt me.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

Let Werner Herzog host The Muppet Show please I am begging.

Have you had to go to the depths to retrieve a Model M.

“Check out my TED talk.”
- guy with a TEDx talk

My kingdom for one goddamn reporter to call Donald Trump an idiot or an asshole or a jackass or like one goddamn fucking insult against this stupid idiotic weak insecure piece of dogshit.

...look just to say it but for me I also find it insane that we don't talk about how a lot of Christians are totally down with the idea of god impregnating a child.

...wait wut this is a thing

*puts away my Multiverse of Brian script*

Do I need to read any of that or is "Ben Shapiro is a craven opportunist" still just sum up the entire core of his being.