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Running Windows? Is your BIOS handling fan control or is there a piece of software responsible?

It may be worthwhile to just disconnect/reconnect the fan as a quick test to see if that changes the behavior.

06.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is it PWM controlled?

06.11.2025 02:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*salutes*

06.11.2025 01:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

...am I allowed more than one potato for this.

06.11.2025 00:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Donald Trump is the stupidest motherfucker on the planet and it's not even close.

06.11.2025 00:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just think they're neat!

(this is referencing both the potato and Nora)

05.11.2025 23:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maybe he'll set up a Cameo. I would absolutely shell out money to get him to say "leprechauns are real and I'm going to cook one."

05.11.2025 21:18 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Please let it be an inanimate carbon rod.

05.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my favorite aspects of abstract jimmy is how incredibly stupid he is.

05.11.2025 21:16 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Bettie Serveert - Ta!
YouTube video by De Betties Bettie Serveert - Ta!

HOLY SHIT THERE WAS NEW BETTIE SERVEERT THIS SUMMER AND I MISSED IT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=obSM...

05.11.2025 21:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look as long as he can bomb something he's gonna feel good about it. The specifics of what he's bombing don't really matter.

05.11.2025 21:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot from 'The Simpsons' showing the Itchy and Scratchy episode where Itchy has built two machines - a cloning machine and a killing machine - to exact maximum, infinite punishment upon Scratchy.

Screenshot from 'The Simpsons' showing the Itchy and Scratchy episode where Itchy has built two machines - a cloning machine and a killing machine - to exact maximum, infinite punishment upon Scratchy.

05.11.2025 20:42 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have met people who were scared of getting others' pronouns wrong. Which isn't exactly a bad reflex, I guess, but I always tell them "it's fine, you're not omniscient, they know that, so just be prepared to accept being corrected. Don't make it weird.".

05.11.2025 20:37 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The only time I ever see the word 'enrobed' used is on the package of snackymunchies.

05.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fucking love this trial so goddamn much.

05.11.2025 20:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now I want Top Chef In Space.

05.11.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm glad to know that the NYC mayor is familiar with Sexy Watto.

05.11.2025 20:13 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Feels weird to say "hey dems listen to Mike Johnson" but here we are.

05.11.2025 20:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every day Donald Trump gets on camera and declares "I'm a fucking moron, the absolute stupidest know-nothing shitbag you'll ever see" and every day we just keep letting him be president and goddamn I wanna walk into the fucking sea.

05.11.2025 19:31 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Imagine raging against *shawarma*.

05.11.2025 19:28 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

k I gotta ask is all of the tacky-ass filigree mounted with command strips in that place

05.11.2025 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I dunno why we all don't just go with "Donald Trump is stupid as hell and that's why he has constantly said stupid things his entire fucking life."

Like, it's pretty damn accurate. Donald Trump is an idiot. He's stupid. A dumbass.

05.11.2025 19:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how does strongbad play poker with boxing gloves on

05.11.2025 18:49 — 👍 58    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

k someone really needs to give Trump an actual Participation Trophy.

05.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mike Johnson presidential bid.

05.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's so weird to me that money can't buy taste. Like, money can't buy many abstract things but goddamn it ought to be able to buy taste.

05.11.2025 16:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Our coffee is organic"

Waiting for this to be called out as woke nonsense.

05.11.2025 16:02 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Eddie Vedder voice*

05.11.2025 05:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's a shame that there doesn't seem to be a setting around here like "I'm personally cool with seeing 'Rude' posts automatically" or somesuch.

05.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does...does it stand for 'Fascist Democrat'?

05.11.2025 02:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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