Christopher Luis-Jorge

Marco Rubio is a bitch

A film still from the Power Rangers movie of Ivan Ooze in human form dressed as a purple wizard holding two bottles of slime labelled "Ooze"

Can't stop thinking about Ivan Ooze

Because while I was addicted to these movies, I had to admit that each one was a train wreck. But stranger still, each picture seemed to be the same train wreck. They all had posters painted by the artist, Boris Vallejo. They all cast actress María Socas in supporting roles. They were all shot in Argentina with Argentine extras and buff American leading men. As it turned out, they were all produced by the same guy, Roger Corman, who produced 10 extremely low budget movies in Argentina throughout the ‘80s. Almost all of them were Sword and Sorcery-style fantasy. But why? If it was a cost saving measure, then surely there were cheaper locations than Argentina. And why fantasy? The costumes and magic presumably drove up production costs. No matter what angle I sliced the question, my journey kept bringing me back to Pretoria, South Africa on November 8th, 1975 for that year’s Mr Olympia bodybuilding competition.

.@jeezluisjorge.bsky.social writes on the relationship between bodybuilding and pulp fantasy

www.typebarmagazine.com/2025/05/25/p...

yall are not gonna trick me into watching Superman by claiming it holds progressive values.

I wish System of a Down were alive rn

dead serious, someone interview @jeezluisjorge.bsky.social STAT. trust me, I am doing you a favor!

the article in question is called "pumping gold: how a decade of bodybuilding and terrorism started a wave of cheap fantasy movies" so... you know...

You are SO, so kind 😭😭😭

my friend christopher also has a voice meant for radio and more!!!

😭😭😭😭😭 tysm Quinn

@obrackenbury.bsky.social

Not that you're dying for guests, BUUUUUT

I'm a reader of New Edge S&S and a fan of "So I'm Writing A Novel..." 👀👀👀

I'm a yapper too!

I'll 'Yes, and...' with my whole heart

Exclusive: Leaked ICE Data One out of every three “illegals” detained have no criminal history

open.substack.com/pub/kenklipp...

Some folks are so fucking afraid of metronomes

ICE is at Home Depot in Hybla Valley, Alexandria, Virginia

My favorite kind of people are folks who are still learning English to a conversational fluency but still use a limited vocabulary to make jokes and be subtly funny. Outstanding creativity. Huge personality.

As your physician, I am Rxing you 50mg of amphetamine to be used exclusively for a 12 hour TikTok binge.

Chaka Khan is posting guided meditations on Tik Tok?

And they're good?

Protest crowd, on the left a sign held above heads reading "NO KINGS" with a crown in a circle and strikethrough, American flag flying on the right

#NoKings

[Exit King.]

The vibes are very bad in DC today

David Duchovny, perhaps?

I’ve seen a lot of hand wringing about the dangers of going to No Kings protests and gently, I want to tell people to chill a little. These are permitted marches and the point is to be out there and seen en masse. Please don’t scare off people who are maybe going to their very first protest

So tired of these MAGA fools here in the DMV for this stupid fucking parade.

If I could get a Men In Black-style neuralyzer, I would wipe my brain clean of enneagrams and the people who have cornered me to talk about them

OH! Godspeed, my friend

I'm so glad it resonated with you! Thanks for reading 🥰

I want to eat Donkey Kong's Whole Ass and I'm going to be very weird about it.

Check my shitlord sibling's ( @thefergexperience.bsky.social ) article about eating Donkey Kong's ass

fergsfrickhouse.substack.com/p/i-want-to-...

I read a Charles Baxter short story this morning. Maybe it's time to dip into longer form works!

Thanks for the rec