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William Maley

@realmudmonster.bsky.social

Data Specalist for JATO Dynamics and sometime freelance writer. Recovering full-time freelance writer. In a constant state of something.

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Welcome to Bro Talk, the podcast where we get guys to talk to a therapist by telling them we want them as a guest on our podcast

26.02.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Maybe someone needs to rent an airplane with a banner saying "Vicki, you're really good at this"

26.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe brother of a popular video game character, vanished without a trace. Two dates: February 6th and February 20th 1996. Also unearthed as the layers of deception are peeled away: a percentage, found in secret documents.

Join me for this dramatic update and more in tonight's Unsolved Mysteries."

25.02.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 197    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish

25.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Windows Lock Screen being shown on a ATM

Windows Lock Screen being shown on a ATM

Not was I expecting to see at the ATM

25.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Would be more interested if it actually came with a diesel than what we got.

25.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Understated way to promote their towing service

25.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you ever wonder what it's like for people who can actually say "i was in a coma" when asked "can you explain this gap in your resume"

25.02.2026 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Decides to make a trip to Radar Love' garage to see what lies in the garage (with permission of course).

25.02.2026 01:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo ! Alt: a man in a hat is sitting in a crowd and says boo this man boo !
24.02.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A sleek silver grey sports compact with a low profile seen from the back.

A sleek silver grey sports compact with a low profile seen from the back.

The sexy beast seen from the front

The sexy beast seen from the front

Oof. Turn of the 90s Honda Prelude spotted in the wild πŸ₯΅ Haven't seen one of these in ages.

Reintroduced just last year after a twenty four year absence.

24.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

I think various fumbles of the past few years have given a lot of people second thoughts with Jeep.

24.02.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least there's bubbly which makes for a big upside.

23.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a white board with math equations on it . Alt: a man is standing in front of a white board with math equations on it .

Me trying to figure what discourse are they taking about

23.02.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll low-ball it, offer $3500

23.02.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait until spring when people start off-loading them. Should be able to get one for a decent price.

23.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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two penguins standing next to each other with the words it 's good behind them Alt: two penguins standing next to each other with the words it 's good behind them
23.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
23.02.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Blizzard weather map featuring the word β€œbombogenesis”

Blizzard weather map featuring the word β€œbombogenesis”

i’m sorry but you can’t just name a weather event β€œbombogenesis”

22.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 516    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 91

I remember my dad being really interested in those for a time.

22.02.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson talking about subscribe to their newsletters Alt: a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson talking about subscribe to their newsletters
22.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lucky in hockey, unlucky in being a sane, functional country

22.02.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dream of a Jeep/Peugeot dealer in the U.S.

22.02.2026 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of those concepts I wished made it into production

22.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited for this new adventure

22.02.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, does anyone in #WeirdCarBS have any more knowledge on this? If memory serves the Federal law was 21 years, but the EPA tacked 4 more on because of emissions, so would that TECHNICALLY mean you can import 21 year old cars now?

Matter of fact, could you import a Hypermini EV because no gas?

22.02.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of winnie the pooh scratching his head with the word think written on his chest ALT: a cartoon of winnie the pooh scratching his head with the word think written on his chest

Me looking at this and wondering how I could import one

22.02.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of New Zealand rally car driver Possum Bourne from the 1990 Marlboro Safari Rally Kenya.

Photo of New Zealand rally car driver Possum Bourne from the 1990 Marlboro Safari Rally Kenya.

And now, my favorite New Zealand rally driver

21.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fatboy Slim ft. Bootsy Collins - Weapon Of Choice [Official 4k Video]
YouTube video by Fatboy Slim Fatboy Slim ft. Bootsy Collins - Weapon Of Choice [Official 4k Video]

This video is lit better than virtually every movie made in the last decade.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDI...

17.02.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Own it.

I'm 36 and people think I'm younger than I am*

*When I leave the house and shave. I get carded at times which is funny to me.

20.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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