tanaleth

Gotta say, getting up early feels so so good and productive and starting the day on the right foot, except for the whole "waking up" part

The sad and tired dad from the movie Coraline, sitting in front of a computer. He has deep bruises under his eyes and he looks exhausted. The text above his head says, "Full Name"

The sad and tired dad from the movie Coraline, sitting in front of a computer. He has deep bruises under his eyes and he looks exhausted. The text above his head says, "Halloween Pun"

Sept 30 vs Oct 1
but like, the real edition

blob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only A.I. allowed in this house

A screenshotted excerpt of a BBC article that reads: "It offers an opportunity to recharge mentally, gain new perspectives," she says. She thinks the trend signifies "a collective yearning for balance as people seek to reclaim their mental space and foster a deeper connection with their inner selves”. And she reckons that raw-dogging allows young men, in particular, the chance to showcase their ability to handle solitude and discomfort with stoicism.

I was only vaguely aware of the shifting semantics and unfortunately your comment led me to read this unfortunate string of words

as an aside, self-caricature is a good occasional practice but it's best not to make it a habit or share it/practice it with others, constantly mocking yourself impedes growth, you gotta strike a balance between self-criticism and believing in the value of your efforts

"State of the art" protections for confidentially are not reassuring to those familiar with the state of the art

stolen valor is everywhere

stay woke

go ahead, change your clocks this weekend. or don’t. nothing is real.

The problem with the morons who oppose the "thought police" is that they really mean that they want to be the ones who are the thought police.

regardless of how centrist & moderate you try to position your politics, conservatives will still call you a Marxist, communist, anarchist, or socialist.

you might as well embrace leftism. Republicans are going to treat you the same way regardless.

yeah

It's so frustrating that people can solve a problem so well that random assholes will insist the entire thing was made up to scare them.

You know it's a fucked up day when people start sharing poems.

summoning circle, hope this works

🕯
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
A cure
🕯 For being clums- 🔥

🕯 Ah shit 🔥

Ah no 🔥 🔥
🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no
🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Put a bit of instant hot cocoa in your coffee, and put a bit of instant coffee in your hot cocoa. There are no rules anymore

People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse

Notably: Every single time Alistair has come back into the game, the story has found a new, more horrible way to potentially kill him off. Don't. Wish. For your fave. To come back.*

*Unless you want to see them suffer and die, then sure, go ahead.

29 works is somehow both more and less than I expected

Children, notorious for never pretending to be animals until the 2020s

Neutral vs. Chaotic Evil

Don't know who needs to hear this, but

Unclench your jaw

Let your shoulders drop

Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients

Slither bonelessly off your chair

Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action

Envelop the room

Become a new god

Become a new god

It's okay we have birds now

due to my adhd it's problematic to ask me to do things that are boring

this app better work out, I got no passwords left in me

Kids from sufficiently well-off backgrounds don't get bullied for their names. It's just the middle class that gives a fuck, I think

Reluctantly crouched
At the starting line
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary and thyme

Okay, maybe I’m going to hide more than one in this quilt