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Meat popsicle.

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a cartoon clown in a tuxedo is holding a microphone and saying hey hey laughs . ALT: a cartoon clown in a tuxedo is holding a microphone and saying hey hey laughs .
24.10.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We really need to end these BS political legacies.

24.10.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the happiest wiener I've seen since my morning shower

24.10.2025 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's why they been gerrymandering since the 80s

24.10.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but karma never adds up

24.10.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So..... Now it'll be more accurate.

24.10.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you get worms?......Again?

24.10.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in an orange shirt is standing in a room with a sign that says din dapur ALT: a man in an orange shirt is standing in a room with a sign that says din dapur

Don't mess with the zohan.
No silky smooth for you.

24.10.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says there 's very little meat in the gym mats ALT: a cartoon character says there 's very little meat in the gym mats
24.10.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt is clapping his hands in front of a red fire extinguisher . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is clapping his hands in front of a red fire extinguisher .

This here's a story about billy joe and bobby sue. 2 young lovers taking a trip to the moon.

24.10.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't this the guy who changed utahs age of consent to protect his niece?

24.10.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is pointing at the camera and says i 'll allow it ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is pointing at the camera and says i 'll allow it

As long as it's consensual...

24.10.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That dude is brave. Running for office with the name schatz. I bet high school was rough for him

24.10.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This caused by temperature shifts from room to room.
Or early cognitive decline.

24.10.2025 04:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You notice none smoke weed. Maybe that's why they're so evil.

24.10.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most minibikes aren't street legal.

24.10.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta feeling we're gonna be adopting a lot of late 60s rock.

24.10.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You'll be fine

24.10.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which state?

24.10.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Depends on how squeamish they are about roadkill casserole.

24.10.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a purple robe is sitting on a set of stairs surrounded by two women . ALT: a man in a purple robe is sitting on a set of stairs surrounded by two women .

It wasn't me

24.10.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a poster for a movie called ghostbusters shows a group of people fighting ghosts ALT: a poster for a movie called ghostbusters shows a group of people fighting ghosts

As the alternative universe Ghostbusters, they deserve sequels.

24.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face while playing a guitar in front of a microphone . ALT: a close up of a man 's face while playing a guitar in front of a microphone .

Welcome to grunge music

24.10.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's in our dna.

24.10.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a female judge is smiling while sitting in a courtroom in front of an american flag . ALT: a female judge is smiling while sitting in a courtroom in front of an american flag .
24.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they get a season 3

24.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask him in 2 weeks after food stamps are cut off.

24.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Poor v rich.

24.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A reference to the revolutionary war because there's gonna be another one.

24.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I certainly hope so

23.10.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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