He’s gonna be all over the files and MAGA’s gonna be like “well hey, he said he wanted to release them in the last five seconds before they were about to be released, why would he do that if he was guilty? The files must all be fake!”

The fact that his supporters will see that and think there’s nothing wrong with it… JFC.

This whole thing reminded me of a Canadian kids cartoon from back in the day called ‘Being Ian’ that had an episode where one dude gets stuck on a broken escalator and it becomes a national news story like he’s an orphan hanging off the side of a cliff or something. Now it actually happened 🤦‍♂️

The fact that Trump’s building his little Versailles, and the people who spend a significant amount of their time shrieking “and who’s gon’ pay for that?!” have no problem with this whatsoever, kills me.

Not a big sports guy. I’m now mourning the loss of something I didn’t know was gone.

I opened up Asmongold’s stream once for some reason or another. Bluesky got mentioned and the chat erupted with 1000 different variations of

“LOL ECHOCHAMBER”
“LOL ECHOCHAMBER”
“LOL ECHOCHAMBER”

I’m sure not a single one of those dipshits realized the irony.

I opened up Asmongold’s stream once for some reason or another. Bluesky got mentioned and the chat erupted with 1000 different variations of “LOL ECHOCHAMBER” - “LOL ECHOCHAMBER” - “LOL ECHOCHAMBER”. I’m sure not a single one of those dipshits realized the irony.

I’ve made that recipe several times, it’s godly.

Mmmm I dunno, good chance the mother crossed a border without a passport.

BUT GOD *MISSED*!

“Brought to life in the US”

So like, pressing the ‘On’ button?

God, can’t wait for kids to open up their history textbooks and learn about Big Balls. At least it’s not my country 😮‍💨

But did Ivee ever get that second ferret? That’s what I wanna know.

“Hey guys, let’s say there’s a ceasefire so when Iran “breaks” the non-existent ceasefire we can manufacture some maaad consent bruh.”

I’m so fucking sick of this shit and I’m not even American.

I’ll never understand how ANYONE listens to Trump for more than 30 seconds without concluding that he’s an absolute moron. I saw someone yesterday describe Trump and Elon as “two of the smartest people on the planet” and I’ve no idea how such a person doesn’t die from simply forgetting to breathe.

As a Canadian, I refuse to believe America is real.

The “Don’t Tread On Me” people be like “ohh yes tread on me harder daddy 🥾🐍 🥵 🥵 🥵 “

“It has to start somewhere, it has to start sometime. What better place than here, what better time than now?

ALL! HELL! CAN’T STOP US NOW!
ALL! HELL! CAN’T STOP US NOW!”

Yeah, I’d love for the people justifying the LAPD to tell us what kind of peaceful protest isn’t going to start looking like a riot the moment you start shooting rubber bullets and tear gas into it.

What kind of sick freak do you have to be to come up with something like this..

“All gender”

So even working on the belief that there are only two… the sign is still accurate?

It drove me nuts how he kept saying “We don’t do business with Canada, Canada does business with us.”

A. Wtf is that even supposed to mean.
B. If anything, wouldn’t it be the other way around considering that trade deficit you’re always crying about?

“Gay race communism” sounds pretty dope tbh. Someone needs to put that on some merch.

Jonathan Pedneault just resigned! NOOOO 😭

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

“Just look at the sheer girth of this thing”

“Just look at the sheer girth of this thing”

Please Carleton, I’ll laugh so goddamn hard if this actually happens.

“Listen guys, I didn’t know it was *Russia* that wanted me to spew Russian propaganda, I thought it was just some shady billionaire that really, really hated Ukraine for some reason. I’m totally innocent!”