Made a half-assed meme about Pam Bondi's shitty day yesterday. Enjoy!

You got Mark Mercer to voice a campaign ad for you???

YouTube video by MegaLag The Honey Files Expose Major Fraud!

Hot new Honey scam file just dropped! Seems like they're real pieces of shit and I can't wait for the technical testing video to drop! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCGT...

Boys at her school shared AI-generated, nude images of her. She was the one expelled A 13-year-old girl at a Louisiana middle school got into a fight with classmates who were sharing AI-generated nude images of her

this is strong evidence that while kids being hit by their parents or guardians is always bad, some adolescents do need to get socked in the mouth.

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Will this AI have an untraceable affinity that favors bombarding Great Lakes location targets?

Mamdani brought one to Cuomo's debate, Adelita brought two to her swearing in...let's make this a habit, please. More survivors deserve to see a semblance of justice, however small.

My ass is only JUST realizing why Hooked on Phonics was all over TV ads while I was growing up...damn.

US revokes visas for 6 foreigners over Charlie Kirk-related speech The Trump administration has revoked the visas of six foreigners deemed by U.S. officials to have made derisive comments or made light of the assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk last m...

I wasn't gonna talk shit about Charlie Kirk, because frankly he wasn't worth talking about.

I'm gonna talk mad shit about him now. Everyone in his room was dumber for having listened to him. Good riddance. apnews.com/article/trum...

Wow. I don't think I've ever seen a more ironic website glitch. This is TP Usa's home page right now:

Welp, Imgur went to shit today. Good luck to everyone still there, looks like I will stalk bsky and reddit more. Goodbye, Imgur-it was a fun decade. May edwardmacaronifork live forever in infamy!

You are a prude. Not because you want metadata, but because you are asking for non-adult, non-sexual content to be labeled erroneously.

Please tell me the account details of the children you are "protecting." Let's have the children's details. Please.

You're welcome! Stuck-up prudes have no place on bsky! 🧡

Children have no place on BlueSky per their terms of service. It should be moderated for adults. If you are allowing your children on BlueSky, please link their accounts and I would be happy to report them.

It's negligent of you, as a parent, to be allowing children unsupervised social media usage.

It is not adult or sexual. You are being completely unreasonable.

Are you looking for a benign accidental family group text? My family added one Mark Davis to our group chat and he was with us for over a year!

Long story short: he asked who we all were, we wished him Merry Christmas, and then we started a new group chat.

You also don't get to decide what is sexual. There's no nudity. It doesn't violate BlueSky's guidelines, which can be found here: bsky.social/about/suppor...

I think I'll report your post for harassment. Let's both bog down their report system so it's harder to censor actual sexual content, huh?

Pretty shitty politician! I would know, I'm an expert on the matter.

Love this, but let's be very clear: Chenoweth herself said that this is a rule of thumb, not a perfect truth.

More great news is that when nonviolent resistance movements succeed, there is a statistical correlation with improved democratic conditions post-success!

Today, AI canceled a subscription that my company wanted to remain active.

I never thought I'd be jealous of the apocalypse in Terminator, but today I am fantasizing about dying in a blaze of glory, because what will actually happen is AI putting arsenic in food b/c of reddit or some dumb shit.

There's a parallel universe out there where this man is in the White House. Yet we get this shit.

DON'T BE SHIT, INVITE THIS PERSON ON THE POD ASAP

Too many people are doing a crap "Harris could've still won if only she had the courage" take on certification.

This is a friendly reminder that the VP's role in election certification is ceremonial. Please don't do a leftist version of "if only Mike Pence had the courage." We know more than that.

YouTube video by Bobby Fingers Joe Rogan and The Black Keys Diorama

Bobby Fingers just released a new video! Check it out during your next trip to the bathroom, it'll make your day! youtu.be/NF4VJJKTjy8?...

Wild night over here in Michigan. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/michi...

Friendly reminder to not be shit, love everyone, and especially to be an ally to marginalized/victimized communities!

Congratulations! You've thoroughly shit on my brain, since this is ridiculously corny and funny. But also, because the proper naming convention for magnesium oxide is MgO. *sigh*

From your butt and into a toilet is the best way to crap though!

I had a thought while pooping...what if these drone sightings are just a desperate plot from American elites to redirect public interest?

Regardless of veracity, do your civic duty and continue talking about Luigi Mangione and leave the mysteries of the sky to the birds!

Men were largely shit during GamerGate and they're still shit now!

YouTube video by Jesse Welles United Health

Give this rad dude's song a listen the next time you're on the pot-it slaps! youtube.com/shorts/J_swG...