Jon With Tattoos

Bare minimum we’ll remember them like that guy that threw a shoe at Bush.

Wait, I’m dumb, the scoreboard doesn’t ever cast a shadow on the field. I’m blaming Lack-of-baseball brain.

It’s always fun to see a reminder of how big the warehouse actually is.

And judging from the pics I saw yesterday, the model’s gonna need an update to take into account the new Super Mega Jumbotron. 😄

Gonna be wild to see what it look like from inside the park.

Jesus fuck… 😳

Republicans: the real tree huggers?

Hell yeah. 👍🏼

Very slightly related, I’m gonna lose my mind when Alonso hits his first double and does the sprinkler.

[sigh] Such good memories.

Everyone’s trying to get on the creamsicle train.

strong, public pushback, even if it’s mostly performative.

With Democrats or Republicans?

I’ll admit I’m not coming at this from a purely rational standpoint. But it’s been a decade plus of my team “taking the high road” and it doesn’t seem to get us anywhere. Being the adults in the room feels good for a while, but at some point, I want to see some

I have trouble believing it cost Republicans a single vote when they’ve acted like fools during previous SOUs. In fact, it likely served to energize their base some. Why wouldn’t that work for Dems as well?

Oh no!

I’ve been listening to this podcast for literally twenty years… It’s great, and well worth becoming a paid subscriber!

After reading the article, it looks like these guys shot themselves while holstering, not drawing, their weapons.

Still, don’t buy a Serpa.

It wouldn’t surprise me at all for ICE to be issuing Serpa holsters, despite the one giant design flaw that causes these sorts of negligent discharges.

Zac Gallen signs with the Arizona Diamondbacks for one year and $22.025 million

Getting close to the end now. Kinda curious if any of these guys will still be available on Opening Day.

lebron james is sitting in the stands during a basketball game while a man shakes his hand . ALT: lebron james is sitting in the stands during a basketball game while a man shakes his hand .

Reminds me of this.

Advertise your account with a gif:

My pet theory is that Apple knows generative AI is a huge bubble right now so they’re doing the bare mins to keep up appearances.

Reggie Jackson, 1976 Baltimore #Orioles

#Baseball

I feel like baseball is always the answer.

At some point, even if something is free, the quality gets so low it’s not even worth consuming anymore. I try to support independent news and creatives as much as I can, but i recognize not everyone has that ability.

“NPR but for newspapers” is an interesting idea.

It would mean the world to me to get some big-time movement on this before the end of the day today. I’ve been asking for over a year. I want to close this down. Disasters fade from the headlines but not from peoples lives. There are too many. Please help and share widely!!!

By removing writing from reporters' workloads, we've effectively freed up an extra workday for them each week.

LOL. LMFAO even.

I’ll check it out. 👍🏼

I haven’t seen John Tucker, but Bottoms is incredible.

I already have a hyper-personalized way to engage with sports:

It’s called Orioles Bluesky™.