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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

the minute flights got canceled, Dems folded like a house of cards, leaving me to wonder why the fuck this post made some of you so angry

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah

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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

You can't automate being a person

Like, this is the line for you? Knocking down some bits of the America palace??

It's very funny to see people sad about the idiot guy demolishing half his idiot house that only racist morons have ever lived in

Take it from a former Vox employee- you can make this woman cry. Don’t resign, don’t declare the death of the fourth estate, just don’t be quiet

Back when posting was good

Does Liquid Death already have a flavor called Conquered Grape?

Fuwafuwa~

There isn't a policy answer to fascism. Buy a gun and pack a bag.

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

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STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

i'm all here for bullying JD Vance but is this not massively telling on just how cowed the opposition leadership is when it comes to Trump's flagrant violation of the most integral keystone rules that underline our constitutional order

"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Someone should get Masahiro Sakurai and Hideo Kojima to work on a project together, just to see what sort of freak shit happens

One reason I do not think Trump is going to create a 1,000 year reich is because he failed to cancel a middling funnyman and immediately pivoted to trying to outlaw not having a headache.

It's just oozing cool

Death Note still whips ass