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@clevertheraptor.bsky.social

Everyone's favorite wisecracking meatasaurus specializing in Triassic tomfoolery, Jurassic jockularity, Cretaceous comedy, Mesozoic memes, and dino dad jokes. K-PG 13 account, some mild suggestive content.

50 Followers  |  51 Following  |  63 Posts  |  Joined: 12.11.2024  |  2.0142

Latest posts by clevertheraptor.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Good to know the old bean still has it in him.

29.08.2025 17:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's a girl gotta do to get an invite?

29.08.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Best I can do is occasional sleep paralysis.

31.05.2025 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We truly are lethal at eight months (and I do mean lethal).

21.03.2025 13:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy birthday to the incomparable Fred Rogers, who would have been 97 today.

21.03.2025 10:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There once was a raptor named Clever
Who was a subject of science endeavor
They thought that they could
Didn't think if they should
Now she hangs with her birds of a feather

09.03.2025 13:48 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'm 66 million years old and still more evolved than the average American Republican.

02.03.2025 17:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You must be so dinner.

02.03.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, we do have a certain appeal. And I agree that Stegos are best, especially sauteed with garlic and butter.

02.03.2025 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hiccup got hardcore after he became shief.

01.02.2025 15:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gay dinosaurs? In MY newsfeed? Don't have to tell me twice, sugar.

01.02.2025 15:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Appreciate a Dragon Day to my winged cousins!

16.01.2025 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I've been bamboozled!

16.01.2025 07:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not real velociraptor unless it comes from the Velociraptor region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling dinosaur.

12.01.2025 21:41 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Vroom vroom!

11.01.2025 13:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy new year! May she be a damn sight better than the last one.

01.01.2025 05:37 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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YES!

29.12.2024 09:50 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy RAWRidays!

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Still better than that week-old Stygimoloch carcass I had last night *urp*

08.12.2024 13:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FOR THE REX OF US!

08.12.2024 13:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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John Hammond: "I've been present for the birth of every little creature on this island"

Every little creature on the island:

08.12.2024 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good riddance to that piece of coprolite.

08.12.2024 12:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fool, I'm 66 million years old. Get on my level.

08.12.2024 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?

Me: *eats therapist*

Therapist: No

07.12.2024 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We were, but now we're back.

06.12.2024 07:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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