maité ✴︎

a phaon crescent !
they’re supposed to be common native pollinators to our area, but I’ve been searching for two years. this one landed in front of us on our walk today c:

today at the park we saw wild turkeys and some dude behind us was like “bro look at those owls” so what I’m saying is don’t ever let anyone make you feel stupid. you can visually identify a turkey

im the imp in impulsive

lest we forget

i thought labubu was how the french say bubonic plague

you bug! (compliment)

scuttling snarling frowing up

stop ✋ no 🫵

you’re either in the Kali Yuga with me, or in the Kali Yuga against me.

Put Rob Zombie in charge of public works projects

*oracle gesturing at the tarot spread she pulled for me* yeah ur cooked babe

I apologize but I find the theology of the Warrior Cats books more compelling than any monotheistic religion.

I can’t come to your afternoon picnic I use celestial navigation techniques and can only travel by starlight

girlmossing so hard rn

caught me one of them lay boo boos y'all been talkin bout by the grain silo, fella was gnawin his way inside like a tick. did the critter up with some butter and old bay, tell you what you cityfolk are on to something. only thing is i can hear the eternal chorus of night now, never dims. never slows

a neutral swamp entity

noooooo orcus !!!!!!!

When you're under threat, the first thing that comes to mind is "I've got to scuttle off back to my hole". But hang on - if you do that they're going to find your hole. NOT good!

I'm being cold pressed for my delicious oil

lamp

i am plagued by a yearning only a moth would understand

[Spiralologist] You guys think this might have something to do with spirals?

swamp

I hate unitaskers so all the spoons in my house are ice cream scoops

the horrors persist so I don’t have to

I’ll say

at least my nanny’s hooten

Don’t I know you from r/bowflex

needs more garlic

entomb me with my treasured worldly goods - a raccoon skull, a two headed cow figurine, and my river totem to which I whisper my perceived slights of the day before bed.