Matt

To be fair…I now feel quite a bit more despair

The only good news in These charts…

On the other hand, is it wrong?

Why do you report the obviously BS statements they make as fact? In the headline, even?! How is this supposed to be objective journalism? I mean, I’ve been in many rooms full of PhDs and I don’t even know what that means!

Chat bot: “Bring” has 17 b’s in it

Pritzker: Neither Texas nor the FBI at the federal level has the authority to arrest these Texas Democrats

They’re welcome to visit to take in the great views and enjoy the incredible restaurants we have. But they won’t be taking anyone home with them, or out of the state.

If you don’t have both KD and KD’s burner account, can you even consider yourself a viable platform?!

Muppets gotta get to work, too

Came here to say this

I can say objectively that Penn State students are bad people who do bad things.

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He can have my Ruffles when he pries them from my cold, dead fingers… oh wait, am I off topic?

The first and last ones kill me. Have these people never heard of models before?!

Holy shit. That’s massive AND sudden

Lock them up!

(Just kidding, this is of course ludicrous and potentially harmful to very important predators who are, you know, just doing what comes naturally to them)

Honestly, this is such a sweet little story!

Thank you! This comment always pisses me off. It’s just so demeaning of the kids. They’re smart, they understand more than people give them credit for, and they’re gonna try to use what they understand!

I genuinely think it is far past time to treat any republican claim to power in the same way. The party's hold on public space is illegitimate; it has delegitimized itself through deliberate sabotage of the public good and deliberate immiseration of the people, for the sake of bigotry and greed.

Holy shit, this is good

It literally looks like the did a bad photoshop of the Scarecrow into a Zelda screenshot

I mean, I’d rather avoid the monarchies that came between them

Yeah, I see the problem as being that the right wing solution feeds straight into the self-reinforcing grievance machine that coddles their cognitive dissonance and it’s hard to counteract that with a “it’s not her, it’s you,” message that a lot of dudes desperately need to hear.

Madman deploys nuclear sub just as he transfers witness he’s bribing into falsely testifying to clear his name in a pedophilia scandal…

Cowboys front office is apparently not aware of how agents work…

My flight tonight was delayed because the catering cart didn't have enough trays for the meals for the first class passengers.

It felt like an apt illustration of the lengths to which this country will go to appease people with wealth.

“Why do you repost your own jokes” you didn’t laugh the first time

How could one possibly have known such a miraculous thing would happen in advance?

Holy shit, that’s one hell of a terrible comment

Thanks Prof Franks! I’ve certainly been pleased with what I’ve discovered. And, while they’re all very good, yours may have been the most impactful. It’s not often somebody helps provide a framework to inform something you’ve been feeling for a while, but have taken for granted wasn’t possible.