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Every time a voice in a commercial says “serious side effects” Siri activates on my phone. This is problematic as every other ad is for something that may have serious side effects.

12.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We have officially entered a weather pattern that forcibly shifts all my thoughts from work (indoors, business), to work (outdoors, yard)

10.03.2025 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It should be illegal to be named Al in the age of AI

14.02.2025 22:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A carton of eggs discreetly held inside a shirt

I’ve got the goods. $3 a pop

26.01.2025 17:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the type of dense, walkable, multi-use neighborhood most Americans desire, but it is illegal to build like this in most cities

25.01.2025 02:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0