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@noplansjustvibes.bsky.social

Bad jokes, good takes, liberation theology and far far too much professional wrestling

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I think there’s a pretty solid chance that the thing that the Democratic establishment learns from Mamdani is candidates with mustaches

07.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That is the look of a man who knows he’s got a low lottery number on the same drawing

06.11.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the people in that bad oped is Helen Andrews who I must mention every single time she comes up is the one who was called a tramp on CSpan when on a panel with her ex

06.11.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you are prognosticating the 2028 election you are planning for the 2030s. Can you imagine any type of future for humanity under 2032 president Gavin Newsom?

06.11.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I agree 100% but biking on the sidewalk is not a solution to this, it just shifts the danger to pedestrians

06.11.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think they’re saying that regular people learned to not hate bureaucrats from P&R and the left is turning them back against the bureaucrats by criticizing the show?

06.11.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don’t feel comfortable biking on the street than you aren’t ready for the biking game.

That said, as mad as it makes me I still feel like I have to bite my tongue each time because pedestrians and cyclists fighting each other is what the car people want.

06.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t have a great answer for that, I’m kicking on the grounds that Garcia needs clarity of character and winning against a heel champ muddles him further

06.11.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kick
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06.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just a tv show let’s take it easy

05.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man we can’t be doing this in 2025. About a show where the main character’s most distinctive trait is loving Joe Biden. 2025.

05.11.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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@murderxbryan.bsky.social Facebook sent me down a rabbit hole and I need you to know there are WAY more lava lamp guys than I could’ve imagined

05.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
05.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should’ve thrown batteries at this guy when I had the chance

05.11.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i cant believe his first official move as mayor was to change the lyrics of β€œhava nagila” to ”zohran mamdani”

05.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am not joking about this btw. If you can identify AEW fans in politics they very well may have the juice. It means they have an understanding of populist entertainment but are also from the smarter contingency.

05.11.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moderate Democrats winning seats is something that happens several times each decade. If it garnered any meaningful political shifts we would’ve seen them by now, and certainly would’ve avoided Trump 2

05.11.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reupping this: hiring a Cuomo for mayor alum should be looked at like you’ve brought in a sex offender. Someone needs to treat these racists and climbers a lesson. They should learn six months of paychecks footed by Bill Ackman means your career is donezo.

05.11.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sending some plastic tarps to Martha’s Vineyard

05.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the 50 state plan

05.11.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I put on CNN out of morbid curiosity and saw some trump lady and then Rahm Emmanuel. Lasted about 12 seconds

05.11.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol yeah YOU would like Cheney wouldn’t you

04.11.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a ...

a send-off: defector.com/dick-cheney-...

04.11.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 362    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 26

It seems kind of unbelievable that people let Dick Cheney be vice. Like I was only 10 at the time but I can’t imagine a candidate now could just quietly choose someone who hasn’t been elected in more than a decade as Vice President. Just picking a guy straight out of the oil business to be 2nd.

04.11.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They could theoretically just cut arbitrarily across the board to be cruel like they usually do, but they’d have to find a way to implement that at stores AND it would get slice and diced by agribusiness bribes before any standard could ever be finalized

03.11.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe should be setting healthy standards for foods to be SNAP eligible” bitch you can’t even set standards to stop botulism outbreaks in food production because you think it’s too expensive. There is no world in which you are going to navigate what parts of the grocery store are healthy

03.11.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that the extremely vintage feeling argument about what foods should be SNAP eligible has really hammers home that Trump is a continuation and not an aberration

03.11.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Of course posting doesnt count. That’s fine. It’s using pictures and videos of your new baby that feels weird

03.11.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Getting a bunch of newborn content on my socials and I find it largely relatable but the desire to turn your brand new baby into content in these wonderful weeks of newness and excitement is completely alien to me

03.11.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All things considered the Hungry Man line of tv dinners are pretty normal. If I learned about a new product coming out in 2025 called Hungry Man Dinners I would assume it to be food for absolute freak influencers

02.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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