Dr. Worm?

hope you’ve ‘bobulated

YouTube video by Mork Discombobulate

youtu.be/B62ACxuq8Pw

first, discombobulate

Full series of events

Stay salty DC 🔥

Ok everybody take a deep breath and remember that the people we are up against are stupid, venal cowards whose second favorite hobby after fascism is backstabbing each other

i love that these guys went to quantico thinking they'd spend their careers hunting hannibal lecter or worst case scenario entrapping mentally ill muslim teens but instead they have to redact trumps name out of thousands of boxes of sex files and then walk a beat

guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him

maybe we’ll see them here someday. (-:

Cat in perfectly shaped hole

Good morning Sunday morning

Are you... are you part of the *homo-sexual underground*?

Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

Pagliacci [watching footage of his own show]: This isn’t bad. Areas to improve, but overall, it works. Huh. It’s funny, I avoided this for so long. I was afraid of taking stock of myself. And I was so focused on the road ahead, I never stopped to consider how far I’d come. Thank you, doctor

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lightbox friend

boodmoard

And above all, you let life defeat you. All the gifts your parents gave you, all the love and patience of your friends, you drowned in a neurotoxin. You let misery win. And it will keep on winning till you die -- or overcome it.

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

Turn from the ruin. Turn and go *forward*.

it would be pretty great to have a life-sized Obstagoon

really? these are my eye-eyes

“homestuck cartoon animated by the hazbin team voiced by toby fox premiering on the day after the comic is scrubbed from the internet forever” is a cultural artifact without peer. the discourse this generates will replace fossil fuels. woke is so fucking back

Highly recommend reading this article to see just how weirdly hostile the people at Homestuck are despite fan efforts and enthusiasm towards the property. And yes, just how awfully litigious Andrew Hussie is.

unsurprisingly they didn’t bother to correctly un-mirror the image

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

i have never read nor will read homestuck until i get to Tony Zaret’s video doing just that, but chronologically i am not there in my playlist yet & currently am on a Jerma kick

home stuck? not at all, i’m here of my own volition!