e.g. Alice Lastname

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

A few years ago, I consulted on a LiDAR-based game for a company that was basically doing this.

Our universal surveillance has been "priced in" to our collective future without our consent.

Vacuum air purifier filters! Dust some fan blades!

lexus tv ad with a person using an app to parallel park their car centered between two other cars to leave five feet of unnecessary space on each side so it Looks Nice

Brb, using my car’s phone app to parallel park like an asshole and waste half a car length’s worth of space

[calmly sips tea from ‘No Bitcoin In My Kitchen’ mug]

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

finally. elizabeth shaffer will bring respect to the c suite

Washington post op ed headlines reading “trump is in power. Somehow, the wackos aren’t satisfied.” And “yes, trump deserves the Nobel peace prize”

democracy dies in dysentery

Ah yes. So if addiction is rooted in trauma, what is causing the trauma? Lack of affordable housing? Employment? Social services? Sure seems like declaring a symptom as “the elephant” is something you should “go way beyond” bc otherwise it would just be… rhetoric…

TV showing extremely serious female NYY fan holding an photo of old ball players that says “DO IT For The Boy’s”

they don’t want you to know how they treat prisoners because it will grieve you to know it, which is natural and human, and because of your normal human reaction you will want the system changed. It’s important to them that your natural aversion to how the system works not be engaged.

Can we remember that listening to the broadcast feed is a choice? Video on, muted; music on. No doomsday feeling here!

There is so much power in just ignoring Republican framing and making clear statements of values

Mailer that reads: Molly, Seasons may change, but the need for blood is constant.

slightly ominous mailer from the Red Cross

I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

We should all applaud the "bullying" of landlords who try to leverage their power over renters to engage in voter suppression and undermine candidates who support expanding renter rights.

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

Cornhole concerns at the zoning committee: "The cornhole game leads to a continuous thunking noise as the beanbag hits the target. When one goes in the hole there's a loud cry of success."

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

I mean, what’s one fewer “golden year” at this point honestly? A blessing?

I saw a thing the other day that basically said “no matter what prompt you give it, the question an LLM is answering is ‘what would a plausible response to this prompt look like?’”

Trump DOJ is looking at ways to ban transgender Americans from owning guns, sources say | CNN Politics Senior Justice Department officials are weighing proposals to limit transgender people’s right to possess firearms, according to two officials familiar with the internal discussions.

Banning trans people from owning guns is a really REALLY significant escalation and I think the scariest part about it that's not being discussed at all is that the plan is to declare that trans people are mentally ill

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

edition.cnn.com/2025/09/04/p...

HELL YES. welcome back, selecter!

Someone at the state fair handed me one (I think?) to take a picture of their family. The square initially repelled me but we were all intrigued in a way that hasn’t happened with tech in years

This is part of why NCAAW/WNBA are some of the best live sports you can see. Aside from the insane talent, most people just enjoy cheering for Great Plays™️ and doesn’t give a shit about what color they’re wearing

little white bunny rubbing its little bunny paws on its face

bunny, after having social media explained to it

two perfect buns, eating side by side in their little bunny cages

Minnesota state fair bunnies to cleanse the timeline

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

If something happened to be daughter and in response I was told that she is now "with the person who loved her the most," you could not hold me legally liable for what I would do next.