Andy

Obviously I wear the leopard print shirt a fair bit anyway because I am not so wasteful as to buy something to wear once, but maybe I do, subconsciously, want to dress like Kat Slater. Still, one Kat Slater coded item in the wardrobe is enough thank you.

I bought a leopard print shirt from Vinted for a party once, and now its algorithm is convinced I want to dress like Kat Slater.

One of those "post six photographs from January" thing doing the rounds on Instagram and I'm not convinced I even left the house six times in January.

I watched the Take That documentary on Netflix.

I'm not a fan particularly, but I have a deeply ingrained knowledge of their hits because my brief tenure as a theatre usher coincided with the run of their jukebox musical.

They've been about! There was a flock in Didsbury when I lived there.

Another role tragically stolen from the big nose community.

Those art deco buildings are always such a serve.

A screenshot from Expedia of a confirmation email reading "You're going to The Hague!"

Listening to music out loud on tinny phone speakers? Annoying. Subjecting strangers to 15 second snippets of garbled noise and the same section of a chorus eight times in quick succession?

Sorry to be a grump but I do think people who scroll Tik Tok on public transport with no headphones on and the volume up should be shot into the sun.

I was really into 'Lovefool' by The Cardigans. Well, not was, I still am really into 'Lovefool' by The Cardigans.

A first time for everything!

Love the jumper!

Thank you! But who?

A slightly moody looking selfie #mcm

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

"wow"

All I remember from that is Cassie being stalked by the artist formerly known as Years and Years

The first episode was very strong although by the end of the first series it did feel a little bit like it was just 'Skins' in suits.

Still, I love a show about terrible people, so I think I'm locked in.

As is so often the case, I'm about five years late, but I just started watching 'Industry' and it is quite good.

YouTube video by Melodifestivalen Charlotte Perrelli - Still Young

And yet, I'm youtu.be/CS0ehe_UxHc?...

A selfie taken in a bathroom mirror with a digital camera. I'm wearing a (creased) blue shirt. There's a striped shower curtain in the background.

A penguin on a rock

A sign reads "superb" fruit dove next to a drawing of the multicoloured dove. The quotation marks around superb feel shady.

Another bird. I'm not sure what kind but it has a red beak, brown wings and navybblue feathers on its head and back.

Most photos I have from 2016 were saved from Snapchat when I deleted that app many moons ago. Except, that is, for these. I borrowed my friend's camera for a trip to the zoo.

A little bit obsessed with the new song by the severely underra(yyy)ted Slayyyter. It's very Justice circa 2007: open.spotify.com/track/5rfOAR...

One of her best!

If you don’t want to read Edgar Allan Poe together by the fireplace whilst sharing a vintage bottle of Chenin Blanc and a basket of midnight croissants in a quaint château in the French countryside during a raging snowstorm, then please don’t tell me you’re “open to trying new things."

But I'm 100% fateful

Chekhov's suds. It's over for Matt #TheTraitors

Harriet when she gets banished at the roundtable: "I am... A bestselling author of psychological thrillers." #TheTraitors

Obsessed with Harriet taking every opportunity to promote her books this episode #TheTraitors

A cow stood ankle-deep in the surf. What is she pondering?

Friends fear he's listening to 'Carrie & Lowell' again.

Get Troye Sivan's people on the phone. You've got a great concept for the next album.