Chloe

She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre.

She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s.

Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.

let's post our silly little wins, I'll start: an 18 year old thought I was in my early twenties this weekend 😇

how exciting is this! looking forward to meeting everyone 💜

tales from late stage capitalism: a friend has had to stop reading Kafka's 'The Castle' because "it reminds me too much of my job"

a long haired tabby cat on his back on some blue, green and yellow bedding

a long haired tabby cat on his back on some blue, green and yellow bedding

rich because a little animal always wants to spend time with me

one thing about me is if it's a crime drama set near a body of water I *will* be watching 📺

QUEER FICTION WRITERS' DAY ✍️

📅 MAR 1 (11-2pm)

📍 Chorlton Library, M21 9PN

🎫 FREE ENTRY www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/queer-fict...

Join us for a Queer Fiction workshop led by @cdelull.bsky.social, followed by a panel, readings & Q&A w/ @adambeyoncelowe.bsky.social & another writer TBA.

so looking forward to this! come and write short stories with me in Manchester 🌈💜

I documented all this quite a whole ago, not that the Guardian would have anything to do with me.

www.prospectmagazine.co.uk/society/3871...

very much not the most important thing happening in the world rn but I do admit to being extremely tickled by the tiktok edit where clips of enoch burke are set to the script's "the man who can't be moved"

A brown pygmy goat peeking through a wire fence, framed by a car tyre

there are GOATS at the CHARITY SHOP

Meta trying to understand British humour will never not be funny.

Promotional graphic for THE MISEDUCATION OF CAROLINE BINGLEY, which reads: -sapphic regency romance -MC is a horny menace -farcical schemes -slowburn with explicit open door -friends to lovers -gay gothic dreams Coming May 2026!

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

but what if the object of your anger turns out not to be the object of your desires after all? what if it's his little sister??

WHOOPS

(this chaos is available now to pre-order)

Cacoethes - Paperback | Northodox Press "As a woman, you can be three things: demonised, victimised, or fetishised. And as a sex worker, I’m three for the price of one." 18-year-old Erin is bisexual - she just doesn't know it yet. A fresher...

Did my first book group as an author last night, was great!! On that note: Cacoethes is still available from @northodoxpress.bsky.social until end of current print run & if YOUR book group would like me to come chat chaotic bisexual sugar babies I'd love to 👀🌈

www.northodox.co.uk/product-page...

Bought this last year. Enjoyed it last year. Recommended it last year. Consider it recommended this year as well🫀🔪

Two queer women with a 6 year old in school today stopped to film ICE and for their bravery ICE agents murdered one before the other’s eyes. The grief in the survivor’s voice is a knife to the gut. Destroying people and their bonds is what ICE has always done.

A Muscovy duck gazes out over a frozen pond in a park

sure would be a bad day for the boiler to pack up, huh

a particularly judgemental looking tabby cat stares at the camera from the other end of the bed

starting the year being side-eyed in my sick bed because Doyle doesn't like the hacking great coughs of phlegm of many colours. guess what, buddy, neither do I 🤢

Doyle, a tabby cat, and Bodie, a black cat, sit cosily on a large blue beanbag. Crucially, neither of them is trying to mount the other.

how's your festive perineum going? I had to take the cats for their annual jabs today, which always stresses them out, and since coming home Bodie's been trying to mount Doyle 💀 which as a sentence is fine for the fanfiction writers but less fine when they are a) cats b) neutered and c) brothers

🎁 Christmas money burning a hole in your pocket? Shop small, support indie publishing: the @northodoxpress.bsky.social winter sale is now on.

🛍️ Use NORTHODOXMAS at checkout for 25% off Cacoethes (and all their other titles including pre-orders!)

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and then to walk past a bookshop on a crisp Christmas Day afternoon and see my novel front and centre in the window display 🥹🥹 it's been a dreamy festive season so far to be sure

I certainly think so! I hope you enjoy 😊

Such a gorgeous way to round out the year, chatting with the lovely @jenbowden12.bsky.social on Northern Voices. Thank you for having me!!

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"they should do a porn grinch* where her breasts grow three sizes" happy Christmas Eve, all

*I'm sure they already have. don't @ me.

Peter Egan on Ever Decreasing Circles: ‘At first I didn’t like Paul, he was so smarmy’ The popular British actor wanted to be a movie star – but settled for memorable roles in some of our most cherished sitcoms

my favourite sitcom in the whole world!! this is lovely

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YouTube video by Wizards with Guns The Grinch Song Uncensored is BRUTAL (ft Joel Haver and Trent Lenkarski)

it is time to share one of my festive favourites, whose line "you bring bendy straws to bathrooms cause you like the taste of piss" is a year-round quote in this house

youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?...

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Extract from Rob Reiner's Wikipedia Filmography 1986 - Stand By zme 1987 - The Princess Bride 1989 - When Harry Met Sally 1990 - Misery 1992 - A Few Good Men

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Porpoises rescue Dick Van Dyke Mary Poppins star feared death after apparently falling asleep on his surfboard but friendly sea creatures pushed him to shore

As Dick Van Dyke turns 100, it’s important to give thanks to the sea creatures who made that possible.

an advert for a drink called Oatnog

listen I'm all for dietary inclusion and my favourite festive drink is the vegan alcohol free Baileys made by a local cafe here but oatnog just sounds like a city slicker slur for people who live on farms 🤷‍♀️