Humphrey Gogurt

We went to an event at Knox Church last week, and it's still impressive in there. Check it out if you have the chance

They can barely para legal.

Halloween should be less about Reese's Pieces and more about Jeesus's Pierces

Gooners aren't on the fringe, they're on the edge

Burn a whole coconut, then cut out the flesh and pan fry it with oil and maple syrup! It's the closest to vegan bacon I've had

Imagine what starting position you'd have to be in to land on the couch like this

I don't remember which RoN episode it was,but just for all the pendants among us, satiety can be pronounced with a SH sound or a T sound.

Grand vizier chat (secret)

I think beetle would stumble unwittingly into the front lines of a protest, and Snorkel would see another authority laying hands on him and absolutely lose his shit. He will do 5 years for assaulting the ICE officer for trying to hurt his personal punching bag.

Top level brain rot.

Being a young dumb teen in the 90s was all about watching Friends and Seinfeld and saying "Yes, these neurotic monsters are how I will understand relationships. It is about making equations and tests."

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Sparks and Kimya Dawson

Portage

This is very exciting.

I spent a few weeks there and really liked it, but boy it is cycling hostile in a lot of areas. And the lack of streetlights threw me off. You can go to the party house from Revenge of the Nerds though, so there's that!

Are you gonna get really good at butterfly knives next?

I'm aware of it only because it was a recent obsession of the hosts on an Australian podcast I listen to. I don't think it ever made it to Canada, at least not when I was a kid.

I got 7, buy I'm not British so all this Bagpuss and Archers business is out of my sphere.

I had an aged cat who had some bladder issues, and I installed a Y split in the washing machine line. Saved me a lot of time and hassle.

Cheaper to just close one lane for a year until people adjust to it, then reopen the lane. It will have the same effect on driving times, and we can reallocate that money somewhere actually useful!

Don't sweat it

The law,in all its majestic equality,etc

Happy Audrey 2 day to all who celebrate

I've nsaid it before and I'll nsaid it again

It's the Vape Pen-sylvania Dutch

More like stable of discontents.

Jon receives a phone call from an out-of-state flight school: "He what?" Jon says "Could you hold for a moment, i have another call coming in" Jon receives a call warning him not to go to a meeting in NYC the next day, saying "HE WHAT?" Garfield says "I've been a busy boy"

Today we sit in solemn memory of the tragedy born from the events of Sept 10, 2001 #NeverForget

This is the Guys podcast's darkest timeline

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