They have been saying this shit for literal DECADES. It’s a grift.

They didn’t take it and probably won’t. Those Epstein files must be brutal.

They really really really don’t not want the Epstein files to get released.

@slotkin.senate.gov Turn the volume up!!You are approaching Fetterman status if you open the government back up and the only thing you get is a 12 month extension on ACA. This might be worse than all the Trump dweebs you voted to confirm.

I tried calling @peters.senate.gov the last few days, like the last 10 months your call goes straight to VM

Did you at least get the $200?

I wouldn’t say it’s “inspiring” but I would say it’s required.

"the white race, and that race alone, shall govern this country. It is the only one that is fit to govern, and it is the only one that shall." -Albert Pike

Has Stephen Miller written all over it.

Are they going to have better healthcare in space?

If you had to choose between him or Susan Collin’s who you taking? I don’t want a guy with a nazi tattoo but I definitely don’t want her.

Has to make the next version of Doaks Confidential Guide.

Remodel or renovation?

@friedeggandy.bsky.social @friedegggolf.bsky.social renovation or remodel?

A surgeon with fingers that don’t move. Interesting.

Can we expense parking?

He wasn’t in it to make money. Mission accomplished.

Only 2 types of people wear sunglasses inside. Blind people and assholes.

My man looks like he’s addicted to ozempic.

Sounds delightful.

It’s a government of the best and brightest grifters. That is all they are. Always.

The commitment to the grift is remarkable.

Should we wait to get into the ballpark?

The main principle for most of the country is protect your bag by any means necessary.

There’s different types of assholes. Some good & some bad.

Nahh, these were kids who were shunned or ignored because they were inherent assholes and still haven’t figured out people don’t like assholes.

@normcharlatan.bsky.social if we don’t finish the joke the fascists win.