Samsho

Taking applicants for anyone who wants to crash a boat full of trans pirates into Westminster.

i’ve never been one for toys and tools. i’ll use them if you like them, but there’s nothing like flesh on flesh to me.

Gwuh as in rikes raggy not as in 🤯😵‍💫

Gwuh as in fear scooby doo noise not gwuh as in other senses

It has lips gwuhhh

Our left since we're the ones being hit by the ghost

the headlight on the left looks haunted

could you cook an entire cup of rice and eat it in one sitting for 5 million dollars? the catch: you're allowed to call the fire department as many times as you want, but $10 will be subtracted from your winnings each time you do unless you dial them by accident or just want to ask them a question

It can be who we are but it can also be a choice. The idea that gender isn't something we should be allowed to play with on a whim cedes ground just to make it more palatable for people who already hate us

they’ll have to shove me into a van chop my tits off and replace my face with a prosthetic replica of Andre the giant’s before I decide this is over

Did you know no matter what your government says you can still pick your own gender and that’s awesome

"Uh huhuh not YET anyway" shit yourself until you lose the capacity to make noise, imperialist ghoul. Holy shit. Read the room. I am asking you to PLEASE recognize that social problems exist outside of Burgerland and you're acting like vague threats of invasion are an appropriate counterpoint.

something I saw that might stop some of you from freaking out as much

Thank you my liege

Fuck yeah

I like being inefficient it makes me feel bougie 😇

I always thought all one or the other was better, trying to have your cake and eat it never really worked with cbd in my experience

The put them in that tin :3

Put some tobacco in them I imagine tari cigarettes with bitiness and relaxing than that weed oozy feeling

Pink tari cigarettes would go so hard

Ablabl blabla

[Furiously typing out some egg cracking and transition encouragement] it is my duty to lesbians to maximize the number of fully realized women

I'll be sure to read the trial notes, I bet they'll be interesting

It's like the building has strong ghosts in it

Fuck I love the way the green lights shining

You do that a lot to fluffy little things

Cuuute

We got so robbed

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