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Kaiser of Crisps

@kaiserofcrisps.bsky.social

Lover of savoury crunchy snacks.

48 Followers  |  42 Following  |  118 Posts  |  Joined: 25.11.2024  |  2.0622

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Hungary to pull out of ICC as Netanyahu visits Budapest Israeli PM meets Viktor OrbΓ‘n despite international arrest warrant over allegations of war crimes in Gaza

Turds of a feather...
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

03.04.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bon Mot Podcast with Robin Ince Podcast Episode Β· Bon Mot Podcast Β· 19/03/2025 Β· 1h 23m

Douglas Adams: The Man Who Imagined Our Future on Sky Arts was wonderful and featured the amazing @robinince.bsky.social who I’ve been lucky enough to interview…

podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b...

02.04.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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Due to a distressing incident where Mrs Chinny got confused between ITV regions last night, this is now pinned to the kitchen noticeboard.

02.04.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 4
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"Tough on grime, tough on the causes of grime..."

02.04.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's literally a scene in Adolescence where a teenage boy takes his dad, the lead investigator, aside and says "it's embarrassing how you understand nothing" and explains the whole of online manosphere speak. Showing it in schools will do NOTHING coz the kids ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THIS SHIT.

28.03.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 335    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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Bryan Johnson, 'Don't Die' Network State Guru, Under Fire Bryan Johnson gained wide fame as the subject of a recent Netflix documentary. But now his carefully crafted image may be cracking

Bryan Johnson has injected the blood plasma of his teen son into his own veins & submits his penis to shock therapy.

He claims he will live forever.

Now, this Network State cultist - who plans to "become God" - is in hot water over his treatment of employees.

www.thenerdreich.com/bryan-johnso...

28.03.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 125    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 20
A statement from Jenner & Block, a law firm, announcing that they have filed a lawsuit to stop an unconstitutional executive order that has already been declared unlawful by a federal court. The statement emphasizes the firm's long history of advocating for clients against unlawful government actions and reiterates their commitment to legal advocacy."

A statement from Jenner & Block, a law firm, announcing that they have filed a lawsuit to stop an unconstitutional executive order that has already been declared unlawful by a federal court. The statement emphasizes the firm's long history of advocating for clients against unlawful government actions and reiterates their commitment to legal advocacy."

This is how you do it. Jenner & Block's statement after filing suit against the Trump administration for illegally targeting them.

They created an entire site to post this statement.

www.jennerfirm.com

28.03.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 883    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 7

*Adds Guy Dampier to list of Fascist Cunts*...

28.03.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"In principle two million illegals could be deported in just three days" (method: Heathrow runway capacity).

Guy Dampier of the Prosperity Institute has produced perhaps the maddest sentence yet to appear in any British AfD/MAGA Trumpian piece about "remigration" the Telegraph has yet published

19.03.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 68

I hate Trump but we have him to thank for this. Ahhhhh, Bisto!

28.03.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Further to this he should support Kes being shown at the Bobby Charlton Summer Soccer Camps.

28.03.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Krush - House Arrest (The Beat Is The Law) (HQ)
YouTube video by Vinyl Stash (UK) Krush - House Arrest (The Beat Is The Law) (HQ)

Asda were playing this is and now I'm off to throw myself off the top of the multi-story as that must mean what I consider the hippest beats are now for the people who smell of piss in Asda and I am one of them - www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yr...

28.03.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Notstalgia. The act of reminiscing over things you didn't experience, at a time you weren't alive, to glorify things that never happened. As seen in just about every Facebook feed these days. Get your mug here >>> buff.ly/luriDlb

28.03.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Shedloads.

28.03.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What did we learn from the super secret (but entirely hackable) war planning group chat? | First Dog on the Moon There were emojis

Cartoon about the group chat. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

26.03.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5
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Where is Valerie?! Have you seen this intrepid yet mysterious miniature dachshund? | First Dog on the Moon Hardly anybody has since she scarpered into the bush!

Even as you read this our tiny hero dachsund is out there in the wilderness right now. I can't stand it. Be safe Valerie! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

28.03.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

It can happen here in a few short years time. Just as easily and shamelessly as its happening in the US right now. British Conservatism is absolutely primed and ready to make it happen.

28.03.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 259    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

We had terrapins!

28.03.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Generative AI Con It's been just over two years and two months since ChatGPT launched, and in that time we've seen Large Language Models (LLMs) blossom from a novel concept into one of the most craven cons of the 21st ...

You'll love Ed Zitron's blog - the bit towards the end (from "We are in the midst of a huge delusion...") is a truly magnificent rant:
www.wheresyoured.at/longcon/

28.03.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

www.wheresyoured.at/longcon/

28.03.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2345    πŸ” 677    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 10
Drawing of a cat with six legs.

Drawing of a cat with six legs.

Drawing of a cat that was featured in a dtiys art meme.

Drawing of a cat that was featured in a dtiys art meme.

Drawing of a caterpillar-like kitty.

Drawing of a caterpillar-like kitty.

abstract drawing of a black and white cat.

abstract drawing of a black and white cat.

Hello! I’m Steven and I am an artist/illustrator. I draw silly creatures and am currently working on a few children’s books. Here are some of the cats I’ve drawn.βœ¨πŸˆπŸˆβ€β¬›πŸ…

28.03.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 541    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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Friday

28.03.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5
The Master turning up in the Tomb of Rassilon after overhearing the Doctors translating Rassilon's message.

The Master turning up in the Tomb of Rassilon after overhearing the Doctors translating Rassilon's message.

When you accidentally include the Master in the 'Five Doctors' group chat.
#DoctorWho

28.03.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

when people like Bill Gates say shit like "there won't be doctors or teachers in ten years" we should consider that as a threat. His ass is going to see a real human doctor! His grandkids will have real human teachers! He's talking about YOU!!

28.03.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2148    πŸ” 640    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 16

Go on the Repair Shop with it!

28.03.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People really need to stop being AI apologists as if it’s going to naturally lead to a groovy UBI future rather than one where workers are treated like bloodbags in The Matrix

28.03.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 477    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6

Every job you get AI to do is cash taken from working people, usually low earning freelancers. That money is now not in the system. You are not only making the world poorer culturally, you are making the economy poorer. And since there is no workable financial model for AI, not even moving money up.

27.03.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 918    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 13

It hasn't even got the meme right. The guy isn't looking at the woman to the left. That's the whole point of the meme.

27.03.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 375    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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Rachel Reeves to announce further benefit cuts Liz Kendall, the work and pensions secretary, was forced to seek further cuts after the Office for Budget Responsibility rejected her welfare savings estimate

Last-minute spreadsheet wars between the Treasury and the OBR are ludicrous way to run a country, a ludicrous way to run an economy, a ludicrous way to fund public services and a ludicrous way to run the welfare system www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

25.03.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 589    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 35

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