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Can we all just agree now that taking this shit down is NOT unpatriotic? When this shithead is evicted from the White House we need to undo EVERYTHING this audacious asshole has interior decorated

"Donald Trump for The Hague" in the Zohran Mamdani font

Did I do it right

Not sure if it’s the ocean waves or the “Italian mathematicians” or the golden spiral but why did this article title make me incredibly horny

Him and Colin really trying to figure out wtf to do with that ferry

Screenshot of Ceej’s skeet that says “just turned the corner to find my one year old holding an entire hot dog” with another skeet below of a meme with a guy in a hot dog suit that says “We’re all trying to find the guys who did this”

Algorithm win!

@jonlovett.bsky.social this seems like something you and Adina should discuss

I love @katmabu.bsky.social for so many reasons but her transformational approach to how a political campaign could (and should) be run is so incredibly inspiring and I wish I lived in Chicago so I could vote for her

I wrote a lot about Ken Griffin at my job because he is a prominent art collector and art patron but since I was laid off I can point out he doesn't even live in NYC; he moved his hedge fund's headquarters from Chicago to Palm Beach in 2022.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

If the House isn’t working, why should we? #generalstrike

Reason 758 not to trust Nate Silver

Weird that the FCC Chair had no issue with Kilmeade wanting to euthanize homeless people.

Wow… light pollution really does suck

Why does rewatching “Surf Nazis Must Die” feel like I should be taking notes for the next 3+ years?

“Putin would eat you for lunch.”

Today, exactly that happened.

Holy fucking Hannity interview… I think his craziness was on full display but we’ll see if the idiots watching Fox will even notice

#sanfrancisco #lostdog #bayarea

Lying liar lies again

@janeygodley.bsky.social forever in our hearts, making us laugh

@abreezeclayton.bsky.social and NC Dems are another blueprint for how the party needs to pivot and readjust our messaging and approach to voters we lost in the last few elections! Definitely more of this please

Marie-Thérèse, Face and Profile, by Pablo Picasso, 1931, 📸 via @pbs.org

Donald Trump has notably criticized the invocation of the Fifth Amendment, infamously saying:
"Only guilty people take the Fifth.”  

He also splashed this phrase across rally stages:
“The mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”

Also:

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

Nothing says “I ❤️ NY” like threatening to leave it if you don’t get your way and get to be its leader. #nomeanscuomo

A little drag queen story hour doesn’t sound so dangerous now does it, Derek? 🤡🤡

Honestly next up is turning Monticello back into a slave plantation

The idea that a national park that makes $60M for the NPS alone (plus SF, ferry, etc. revenue) only to pour exponentially more than that to even just retrofitting it is FUCKING INSANE

Love thinking about someone in a dark room lovingly creating this vignette 😻

Didn’t have News Nation doing actual journalism on my 2025 bingo card… that “worst person you know” meme has got to be the emblematic image of our current shit-fuckery

Absolute fucking insanity… so they want to reclaim the word, is that what he’s trying to say? Make Nazi cool again? JFC