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@hotashello.bsky.social

the “great” and terrible Journalist// Coffee Snob// Moving Picture Enthusiast Friend of Dorothy// Enemy to Budgeting

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ChatGPT when will my rice be done cooking?

01.09.2025 22:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why does Spock have terf bangs!?

17.08.2025 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Julia Garner we need the Madonna biopic! Go see Weapons every ticket sold brings us closer to the MADONNA BIOPIC

13.08.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It's something to watch this happen when issue is question is "no longer supporting genocide"

29.07.2025 19:41 — 👍 3536    🔁 756    💬 22    📌 8

The CashApp ad that played before Superman with TC has engulfed my every waking thought

13.07.2025 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never purchased an Amiibo not quite sure what those lil bastards do

13.07.2025 17:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Materialists is movie of the year

16.06.2025 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I always knew Scrooge had that SHMEAT on him

11.06.2025 23:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never thought to pay attention to when my mail is delivered regularly

09.06.2025 17:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elon and Trump pulling into separate Home Depot parking lots and tweeting “I’m here you fuckaas bitch”

05.06.2025 21:12 — 👍 2687    🔁 424    💬 23    📌 20

What do you mean the class is canceled for low enrollment? I’m there!

03.06.2025 19:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Drag queen Julian Solange; I need the world to know how cunty I am

29.05.2025 20:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He Nathan on my Fielder and it ain’t no rehearsal

28.05.2025 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My mother is AI and I find this post offensive

11.05.2025 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I might be a fat fuck but even I wouldn't double dash. Seek help; you hedonistic sore on society.

09.05.2025 01:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We now go live to our Vatican correspondent Tithe Dish with her thoughts, Hello Tithe.

“Who died??”

08.05.2025 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The woke Marxist pope stole my candy bar!!!

08.05.2025 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thought Beyoncé slid you a USB drive for a second there, almost had a heart attack

02.05.2025 01:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥳He’s employed 🙌🙌

02.05.2025 01:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Crap” is Republican
“Shit” is Liberal

25.04.2025 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot of a text reading My Pope is DEAD. I don’t want a conclave I just want SEX. Click here to see my PUSSY

Screenshot of a text reading My Pope is DEAD. I don’t want a conclave I just want SEX. Click here to see my PUSSY

ultimately for the best that my more controversial headline was rejected

22.04.2025 22:27 — 👍 1186    🔁 141    💬 6    📌 5

Why does Frieren kinda talk like Dr Temperance Brennan ?

10.04.2025 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The in n out employees that work outside should be the only people allowed to have guns

05.04.2025 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Preparing to go as Hilary Swank from Freedom Writers for Halloween this year

04.04.2025 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What hurts the most is that here is evidence of another group thread I have been excluded from.

25.03.2025 02:01 — 👍 114    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 0

Another night fighting with the Letterboxd support team so I can log the new Contrapoints video

25.03.2025 00:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Luke after a full 8 hours of sleep and a balanced breakfast:

24.03.2025 04:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Celebrity Jeopardy has become “who’s been on TV before” Jeopardy

17.03.2025 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Buying The Artists Way so my Letterboxd reviews can get more likes

12.03.2025 19:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rupaul saying, “Butthole congratulations!” Dragrace is keeping me alive

08.03.2025 20:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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