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Impeach RFK Jr

There will be more federal investigations of Bad Bunny than of the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

Fed Chairman: Economic indicators for next year are generally positive, with manufacturing expected to grow and interest rates remaining stable. However on the down side, there’s a lot of communism.

I would definitely go faster with one of those things chasing me

Santa was WHITE
Football is OURS
Skittles are CURRENCY
Nermal was CUTER than GARFIELD
Plants are NOT ALIVE
Vests should be worn BACKWARDS
Lakes are IMAGINARY
Jumping is BAD
Shoes are for HANDS

As someone who speaks very limited Spanish, I was disappointed that I couldn’t understand Bad Bunny.

It was a real missed opportunity for him to reach out to others with limited Spanish.

So I suggest next time he sing some songs like “Donde está el baño” and “Yo quiero una hamburguesa”

This is all the White Witch’s fault

Everyone knows this is right there in the Communist Manifesto!

1. Abolish private property
2. Nationalize the means of production
3. Ban hockey in Canada

when someone tells me 'just say the word' i always respond with sussudio

$200 to sit through a Kid Rock concert? That barely covers the cost of the vaccinations you’ll need afterwards

A paper towel roll that has been all chewed up by my cat

You’ve heard all about Bad Bunny, but let me tell you about Bad Kitty

The ents are going to war!

I knew the Defense Department was guilty of war crimes, but I had no idea it was this bad

Sounds like something a cannibal would say

Wait the President of Italy’s name is Sergio Mozzarella?

This is also the physics of eating too much habanero

This sounds like the plot for a Jurassic Park ripoff from the Daily Wire

Yeah but most of those pounds were Jellyroll

Wait, you’re telling me on the night Jeffery Epstein died a “flash of orange” was seen moving up the stairs?

The two best internet influencers in the country secretly pine for each other.

Tweeted Rivalry

A sign at the Lake Theater & Cafe: To defeat your enemy, you must know them. Melania starts Friday. Amazon got mad at them and made them stop showing the movie, which I’m sure cost them dozens of $.

If you’re in Oregon, go give this movie theater all your money

If we just tell him he won the 2020 election, do you think we could convince him to leave now because he’s already had two terms?

Every kiss begins with K

Kamala is announcing Bluesky’s new edit button

Guys, I’m worried. What if Turning Point USA doesn’t have enough fireworks leftover from the funeral to have a successful halftime show?

The thing is he’s not trying to buy happiness for himself, he’s literally trying to purchase the happiness of everyone on Earth. Like whatever makes you happy, he’ll buy it and take it away from you.

Breaking: The documentary “Melania” wins best picture at the FIFA Academy Awards