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Really you'd expect the world's largest tyre manufacturer to have got involved in motorsport before now...

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A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.

19.11.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 939    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 31
a cow looking at two paths to the same slaughterhouse, one path says exercise, one says don't exercise, but they both lead to back pain

a cow looking at two paths to the same slaughterhouse, one path says exercise, one says don't exercise, but they both lead to back pain

im feeling my meme again

18.11.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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Eleventh Circuit throws out Trump's suit against CNN in a per curiam unpublished ruling. Meaning Trump's arguments were totally meritless, not even worthy of a published opinion. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

18.11.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1641    πŸ” 408    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 44

[Realizes he is the Olivia Nuzzi of airport restaurant patrons]

18.11.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Poppity pop

18.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 955    πŸ” 244    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 83

At the onset of a career in journalism, I was taught a hard rule that one should never put himself in the story: You are the teller, not the tale.

Editors told us the rule prioritized the subject of our work. Olivia Nuzzi makes it plain we were being protected from showing the world our assholes.

18.11.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 453    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2
Katie Miller Says
Harassment Forced
Family From Home: 'No Longer Safe for Our Kids'
by Andrew Powell
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 pm
White House Deputy Chief of Staff for policy and US Homeland Security
Advisor Stephen Miller (L) and his wife Katie Miller attend the Congressional Picnic on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, DC, on June 12, 2025. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) /

Katie Miller Says Harassment Forced Family From Home: 'No Longer Safe for Our Kids' by Andrew Powell November 14, 2025 at 8:45 pm White House Deputy Chief of Staff for policy and US Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller (L) and his wife Katie Miller attend the Congressional Picnic on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, DC, on June 12, 2025. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) /

lol cry me a river bitch

17.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2141    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 98
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

16.11.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5397    πŸ” 924    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 1
pickup truck with spraypainting β€œman on the MOOM….? My A$$!”

pickup truck with spraypainting β€œman on the MOOM….? My A$$!”

16.11.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 909    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 29

Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject

14.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4260    πŸ” 706    πŸ’¬ 140    πŸ“Œ 73
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.

Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.

frvr.com/blog/call-of...

14.11.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2169    πŸ” 733    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 183
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Once wasn’t enough. Trump pardons a J6 rioter for a SECOND time.

@politico.com @kyledcheney.bsky.social
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

15.11.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1288    πŸ” 619    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 73

So let me get this straight: The President’s plan to lower prices is to roll back some of his own tariffs?

14.11.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5892    πŸ” 1268    πŸ’¬ 225    πŸ“Œ 97

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like β€œseduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

14.11.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9729    πŸ” 1241    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 32
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Trump Live Updates: Bondi Assigns Prosecutor to Look Into Epstein’s Ties to Prominent Democrats

Breaking News: Pam Bondi assigned a prosecutor to look into Jeffrey Epstein’s ties to prominent Democrats including Bill Clinton, at President Trump’s urging.

14.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 330    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 207    πŸ“Œ 190

He sucks so bad even by the standards of that viper’s nest of sociopaths and sycophants

14.11.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

14.11.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4451    πŸ” 1171    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 119
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At the

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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

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not found, account has been suspended

not found, account has been suspended

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

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internet is crazy

14.11.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2755    πŸ” 347    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 74

Jesus Christ, I would have been fired into the sun by the US Attorney if I pulled this shit

13.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3959    πŸ” 797    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 26
green cover. main imagery shows a woman in a yellowish skirt and striped black and white top, leaning against a lamp post, her legs provocatively posed, smiling.
'micro computer games for adults only.'
$9.95
vol. 2 no. 1

green cover. main imagery shows a woman in a yellowish skirt and striped black and white top, leaning against a lamp post, her legs provocatively posed, smiling. 'micro computer games for adults only.' $9.95 vol. 2 no. 1

the dirty book: users guide to erotic software, catalog (1982) archive.org/details/TheD...

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NEW: @propublica.org investigated the Chicago apartment raid where kids were zip-tied and citizens detained for hours. They find:

- NONE of the arrested were criminally charged
- NO evidence the building was "filled with TdA terrorists."
- ZERO legitimate reason for DHS to rappel from a Blackhawk.

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"skin as part of brain?"

This is that great intellect people talk about?

13.11.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1519    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 222    πŸ“Œ 567

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

12.11.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9727    πŸ” 2499    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 32

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