James A.

It's a bit cold to be hanging around on #doncaster station this morning, at least the view's alright 😊

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

And after that, they're going to have a go at making The Phantom Menace watchable ... 🤨

a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest .

The central heatings gone on, I've given in 🥶

[Scene is a DRINKS PARTY with various monstrous horror characters - proper grown-up, modern horror film type nightmare things - and they are standing around chatting. A little GREEN BLOB MONSTER called Dan is being introduced to the other monsters]. 1 MONSTER 1 [introducing the little blob to the other monsters]: Everybody, this is Dan GROUP OF THREE MONSTERS: Hi Dan! 2 MONSTER 2: Pleased to meet you Dan, I’m Peter 3 MONSTER 3: I’m Mary MONSTER 4: I’m Sean 4 MONSTER 1: Peter is an extended metaphor for bereavement 5 MONSTER 1: Mary is a manifestation of intergenerational trauma 6 MONSTER 1: And Sean is a body-horror chimera expressing the cannibalistic dynamics of late-stage capitalism. 7 MONSTER 4: And what do you, Dan? 8 BLOB MONSTER: I’m a green blob that lives in the toilet and bites you on the arse. 9 MONSTER 3: Gosh… So is that like a metaphor for… society… or…? BLOB MONSTER: No. 10 BLOB MONSTER: I’m a basic, old fashioned, meaningless horror movie monster. I’m a green blob in your toilet. I bite you on the arse. 11 [They all look disgusted] 12 [As the other monsters look awkward and drift away, Blob monster thinks]: I hate parties [ends]

The album cover for royal danger, and all-round parasite, Andrew Windsor's unreleased LP - "All My Friends are Dead, Spies or in Prison". Performed under the pseudonym 'Randy Wasteman' it features the arsehole-formerly-known-as-Prince kneeling by a grave as he gazes upon the mortal remains of his best friend Jeff with a sad look on his face.

Poor guy just can't get a break.

#TheArseholeFormerlyKnownAsPrince

Off to Sykehouse for the Old George open mic 🥳

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

'Mornington Crescent' (1910) by Spencer Gore

(Private collection)

But you've arrived there from Chelsea, that's only a legal move on a bank holiday 🙄

Quote: I’m old enough to remember when mainstream British politicians, who should know better, stirred up racial hatred as a path to power. You’re old enough to remember this too because it was last Tuesday. And it was Robert Jenrick. Stewart Lee

Looks like I'm not first in at @donny-brewery-tap.bsky.social today 🤔

Out cycling, paused at the top of the bridge at Thorpe in Balne as my glasses misted up 😬

b3ta loves the way you move

Artist: HappyToast https://b3ta.com/board/11421891
From the 'Ruin A Bond Poster' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/ruinabondposter/popular/ #RuinABondPoster

This will be so good, Simon's a fantastic player, Dave Oldroyd is also brill 😍 I did the support for Simon last year and that was great, looking forward to this. It does mean I'll be in the Tap all day, running the Unplugged sesh in the afternoon ... 😊

#doncaster #music

Taylor Swift's ode to Travis Kelce is cringe – but is it worse than these other terrible lyrics?| Arwa Mahdawi The singer-songwriter has proved herself a modern-day Shagspeare with Wood, a paean to the penis. When it comes to shocking lyrics, though, it faces strong competition, writes Arwa Mahdawi

"This terrible lyrics article about Taylor Swift’s ode to Travis Kelce is cringe – but is it worse than these other terrible lyrics articles" surely?🤨

©️ 2025. Phil Space

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Was given a physical photo of my wedding do set from late August today, excellent evening, more time well spent in @donny-brewery-tap.bsky.social

Finally got a King Prince Charles pound coin ...

And you may ask yourself
WHY HAS THE MOTHER GOT DRUNK.
And you may ask yourself
WHY IS THE WORLD GOING ROUND.
And you may tell yourself
IS THERE FOOTBALL ON TV.
And you may tell yourself
HAS THAT PINK DUCK ONLY GOT ONE LEG.

And you may ask yourself
WHY HAS THE MOTHER GOT DRUNK.
And you may ask yourself
WHY IS THE WORLD GOING ROUND.
And you may tell yourself
IS THERE FOOTBALL ON TV.
And you may tell yourself
HAS THAT PINK DUCK ONLY GOT ONE LEG.

I recognise those bridges. Bourton on the Water❤️

In memoriam...

In Retford at the idle valley tap, beer nearest to the door ... 🤨

Paul K at The White Swan, earlier 🥰

twenty to six, was up, so no point hanging around 😂

Home, 186 mile drive in 3.5 hours, no proper motorway queues. Off to play at The White Swan this afternoon 😁

On the record player in the council offices today ...

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Another Reform Councillor gone in #Doncaster 🤣 I've heard of kamikaze pilots with longer careers ... 🙄

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#didcotrailwaycentre even... 😎

#didcot rail museum is excellent 👌