Mark

This time last season I predicted Liverpool FC would win the Premier League title. This time this season I’m predicting they won’t. Also, not fielding a single English player today.

I have no idea who Bad Bunny is. Nor do I care to know. I stand by what I have said before - we need to ban Americans from social media. And life in general. All of them. Every single one.

Okay I’ve turned the golf off. I can’t do it. Not even out of spite.

I am watching golf. Not because I like golf (I don’t). But because I want the Americans to lose. I am petty like that.

Today I am mostly being confused by the weather.

We need a Royal Commission into Sundays. They’ve been a bit shite for as long as I can remember (the early 80s) and no government has done anything about it. For shame.

Saturday TV should be kids shows and sport, not cookery and looking at houses, like every other bloody day of the week.

Did the guitaring while watching the football. Who says men can’t multitask? Not me, that’s for sure.

Done some guitaring. Lots of guitaring.

Discovered Americans eat raw broccoli which means they now need to shut the hell up criticising any other country’s food ever again.

Man Utd are even worse than last season. Somehow.

Surely this has to be Onana’s last game in a Man Utd shirt? He’s woeful.

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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The Freely TV app is rubbish. It’s like they thought “How can we make Freeview worse, and as if it’s 2005 still?” We’ve seen the enshitification of the internet and now we’re witnessing the enshitification of television.

It’s Tramlines again this weekend. It feels like it’s always Tramlines.

Tbf doing one last huge farewell gig then dying is pretty on brand for Ozzy.

Time to dig out the Black Sabbath albums. RIP Ozzy.

Have I told you how much I hate Microsoft Outlook? Especially ‘new look’ Outlook? No? Well I do. It’s awful. Unusable junk and completely broken, even when there isn’t a worldwide outage.

Glad you are able to go home and have the cat fuss over you - overnight stays in hospital are no fun!

The Barefoot Doctor.

Everyone else has an Oasis story or hot take so here’s mine.

I quite liked them for a bit and then I didn’t and now I don’t mind them either way to be quite honest with you.

Awful news about Diogo Jota.

Good jangly, chiming sound. Nice tone too, though the strings are still settling a bit.

Honestly it’s amazing how they just appear sometimes!

Oh look, a new guitar mysteriously appeared in my home office. Oh my, how did that happen?

Well, at least he’s out of that Knight Rider phase…

Got menaced by swans the other day.

So Rod Stewart was pretty good after all that.