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Southampton dwelling northern monkey ๐Ÿ™‰ Political commentator who runs on Greggs, vodka and gravy. Language: foul Occasional satire.

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If Labour promised an EU rejoin vote during the next parliament (2030+), would it be enough for you to vote Labour at the next GE?

18.07.2025 08:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Arenโ€™t we fortunate that Americans donโ€™t get to vote for the most powerful leader on the planet?

Oh, waitโ€ฆ

15.07.2025 10:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#FreePalestine

14.07.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fun fact: the same people who want Bob Vylan locked up also want Lucy Connolly released.

Imagine the cognitive dissonance!

30.06.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a sign that says ' news ' on it . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a sign that says ' news ' on it .

Turns out everything he said about Israel and the Middle East was right.

25.06.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I asked my Glaswegian pal if he was eating cake or a meringue? He replied "Nah, you're right, it's cake"

25.06.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Criminals, perverts, liars, racists.

We really would be the 51st State.

24.06.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What sort of fucking country do we live in when the story is about โ€˜men are jailedโ€™ and not โ€˜a fucking five million pound shitter?โ€™

13.06.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The party that pretends to back patriotism. Farage thought Trussโ€™s budget was the best since the 80โ€™s (because it allowed him to bet against our tanked economy), Lice and Isabellend fucked off to the country of tax dodgers and itโ€™s Muslim chair had to step down due to racism. Absolute cunts.

11.06.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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You couldnโ€™t make this shit up could you?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

11.06.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽฏ

#NeverForgetJanuary6th

08.06.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24368    ๐Ÿ” 5947    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 449    ๐Ÿ“Œ 138
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๐Ÿ’™ Sophie Socket โ™ ๏ธ on X: "Premier League of Cunts 1. Nigel Farage 2. Tommy Robinson 3. Boris Johnson 4. Benjamin Netanyahu 5. Donald Trump 6. Vladimir Putin 7. Rupert Murdoch 8. Priti Patel 9. Russell Brand 10. Andrew Tate 11. Prince Andrew 12. Little Dicky Tice" / X Premier League of Cunts 1. Nigel Farage 2. Tommy Robinson 3. Boris Johnson 4. Benjamin Netanyahu 5. Donald Trump 6. Vladimir Putin 7. Rupert Murdoch 8. Priti Patel 9. Russell Brand 10. Andrew Tate 11. Prince Andrew 12. Little Dicky Tice

x.com/Socket1Sophi...

08.06.2025 12:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman with a watch on her wrist is making a face ALT: a woman with a watch on her wrist is making a face

Pop over onto Xโ€ฆ
Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cuntsโ€ฆ
Walk away againโ€ฆ

08.06.2025 11:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love you too xx

07.06.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Told my doctor Iโ€™ve got a problem with one of my ears.
He said โ€œAre you sure?โ€
I said โ€œYes, Iโ€™m definiteโ€

07.06.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Image of two shady characters. Both claim to speak for the people of the street.

Image of two shady characters. Both claim to speak for the people of the street.

Reform UK Ltd are the new Blackshirts โ€” and Farage is revelling in his role as their Oswald Mosley.

28.05.2025 07:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 92    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Havenโ€™t seen any news footage of Wetherspoons pubs being set on fire because theyโ€™re filled with middle aged white men with drug problems.

28.05.2025 07:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay.

It was only gathering dust.

27.05.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@goodmorningbritain.bsky.social GMB balanced broadcasting today looks like Richard Madeley interviewing Priti Patel ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

20.05.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just occurred to me that America now has both the Pope and the Antichrist.

16.05.2025 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vodka & Coke hun but yeah haha ๐Ÿ˜› x

14.05.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy sunny HumpDay Bluesky!

14.05.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gilead is real.

Blessed day.

14.05.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING: A woman at the airport fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel.

She's slowly coming round now.

13.05.2025 09:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is it wrong and childish that I now (in my head) call my coffee a โ€˜Canadianoโ€™ because of my hatred for Trump?

13.05.2025 07:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Rocking the Bet Lynch vibe for a works doโ€ฆ "Pals? Pals? You don't know the meaning of the word!".

05.05.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a field of red poppies with the words `` lest we forget '' ALT: a field of red poppies with the words `` lest we forget ''

Happy St Easter to everyone but I canโ€™t believe Starmer has been on telly not wearing a poppy.

Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity.

Bloody wokes, thatโ€™s who I blame.

19.04.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do you mind if I skip the dessert?

14.04.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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