If Labour promised an EU rejoin vote during the next parliament (2030+), would it be enough for you to vote Labour at the next GE?
18.07.2025 08:58 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 0@sophiesocket.bsky.social
Southampton dwelling northern monkey ๐ Political commentator who runs on Greggs, vodka and gravy. Language: foul Occasional satire.
If Labour promised an EU rejoin vote during the next parliament (2030+), would it be enough for you to vote Labour at the next GE?
18.07.2025 08:58 โ ๐ 27 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 0Arenโt we fortunate that Americans donโt get to vote for the most powerful leader on the planet?
Oh, waitโฆ
#FreePalestine
14.07.2025 17:11 โ ๐ 52 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Fun fact: the same people who want Bob Vylan locked up also want Lucy Connolly released.
Imagine the cognitive dissonance!
Turns out everything he said about Israel and the Middle East was right.
25.06.2025 20:45 โ ๐ 31 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I asked my Glaswegian pal if he was eating cake or a meringue? He replied "Nah, you're right, it's cake"
25.06.2025 16:04 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Criminals, perverts, liars, racists.
We really would be the 51st State.
What sort of fucking country do we live in when the story is about โmen are jailedโ and not โa fucking five million pound shitter?โ
13.06.2025 15:33 โ ๐ 35 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0The party that pretends to back patriotism. Farage thought Trussโs budget was the best since the 80โs (because it allowed him to bet against our tanked economy), Lice and Isabellend fucked off to the country of tax dodgers and itโs Muslim chair had to step down due to racism. Absolute cunts.
11.06.2025 12:31 โ ๐ 30 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1You couldnโt make this shit up could you?๐๐๐
11.06.2025 14:02 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฏ
#NeverForgetJanuary6th
Pop over onto Xโฆ
Drop a league table of the biggest 12 right wing cuntsโฆ
Walk away againโฆ
Love you too xx
07.06.2025 15:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Told my doctor Iโve got a problem with one of my ears.
He said โAre you sure?โ
I said โYes, Iโm definiteโ
Image of two shady characters. Both claim to speak for the people of the street.
Reform UK Ltd are the new Blackshirts โ and Farage is revelling in his role as their Oswald Mosley.
28.05.2025 07:15 โ ๐ 92 ๐ 26 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Havenโt seen any news footage of Wetherspoons pubs being set on fire because theyโre filled with middle aged white men with drug problems.
28.05.2025 07:19 โ ๐ 45 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Just sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay.
It was only gathering dust.
@goodmorningbritain.bsky.social GMB balanced broadcasting today looks like Richard Madeley interviewing Priti Patel ๐๐๐
20.05.2025 07:46 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Just occurred to me that America now has both the Pope and the Antichrist.
16.05.2025 08:46 โ ๐ 49 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Vodka & Coke hun but yeah haha ๐ x
14.05.2025 15:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Happy sunny HumpDay Bluesky!
14.05.2025 11:48 โ ๐ 45 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Gilead is real.
Blessed day.
BREAKING: A woman at the airport fainted and fell onto the baggage carousel.
She's slowly coming round now.
Is it wrong and childish that I now (in my head) call my coffee a โCanadianoโ because of my hatred for Trump?
13.05.2025 07:36 โ ๐ 69 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 1Rocking the Bet Lynch vibe for a works doโฆ "Pals? Pals? You don't know the meaning of the word!".
05.05.2025 21:04 โ ๐ 57 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 0Happy St Easter to everyone but I canโt believe Starmer has been on telly not wearing a poppy.
Jesus died (then rose again depending on your viewpoint) and the least we can do is wear our poppies with pride as a show of solidarity.
Bloody wokes, thatโs who I blame.
Do you mind if I skip the dessert?
14.04.2025 14:11 โ ๐ 37 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0