More Smeghead but that would insult Arnold J Rimmer.

A bit rude towards toads

We want gammon and Stella adverts

Now that's what I call a jogging mullet.

I had that in a supermarket in Wiltshire as well, best greeting ever.

I'm not sure that Clacton wants him back, if he's ever been there.

Tweet of the day, or whatever they are called on here

Is that a cement additive?

That's not next door's cat. That cat now has 2 homes.

Oh well I'm not going to The Winchester Tavern tonight then.

Something about pots and kettles

Always difficult translating English into American

Aaaaaaaargh now I’ve got to try marmite and clotted cream

Special #unt his own brand

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

I hope you don't play in goal(you know the chant)🤭

"stupid is what stupid does"?

Blackpool's looking good

Beyond

That description should be on the cover of his book

And the seat up?

Special Peter Crouch bench in Kingston upon Thames

What no swear words, how disappointing

Huddersfield must be sh1te
Sorry had to say it 🤭

Why would he dive when he was touched by one of his team mates?

Blue iced ring?

Once you pop, you can’t stop