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Prometheus had the first hot take.
The great Belgian reporter
30.01.2026 22:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Yeah, a long long time ago. I did a mashed-potato eating contest at a renaissance fair back in Georgia"
23.01.2026 19:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Dan.
12.01.2026 20:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crazy that it's sweatier than the first one, which is set in a fucking rain forest
21.11.2025 21:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The bedrock zoological principle of children's books is that sheep go "baa!" and goats go "maa!"
17.11.2025 17:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Dunwich Horror is the most fun. The Color Out of Space is the scariest (by far). But my favorite is the Shadow Over Innsmouth. Maybe because it's the only Lovecraft story I can think of with a happy ending?
13.11.2025 19:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mama's family
23.10.2025 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mrs. Primm and Lyle Crocodile are lovers.
14.10.2025 01:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A big step pyramid should be erected on the National Mall and Potus must engage in annual bloodletting rituals (e.g., drawing nettles through a tongue or genital piercing) a la ancient Mesoamerican practice.
21.08.2025 22:14 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
31.07.2025 21:44 β π 3248 π 596 π¬ 29 π 17Shoppe
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Lionel Hutz distressed by Paradise on Earth
30.06.2025 14:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I shared an elevator with Sorrell Booke once. About a year later, I shared the same elevator with Hacksaw Jim Dugan.
13.06.2025 17:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Fuck everything that isn't this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSHd...
A princess throws down her comb in the Forrest of Intransigence and it sprouts into a wall of slats. Baba Yaga is thwarted yet again.
21.05.2025 19:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Double Feature: The Cat from Outer Space & Godzilla
13.05.2025 19:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hell yeah
24.04.2025 20:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The hobbits get rescued, but by Tom Barnaby instead of Tom Bombadil...
Is that anything?
What's up with that belt buckle?
25.03.2025 17:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0JD Vance wants to be a Connor but he'll always be a Duncan.
14.03.2025 16:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody saw it.
05.03.2025 02:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Don't get so fixated on Yog-Sothoth that you forget about Azathoth. That's a rookie mistake.
28.02.2025 17:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jason Alexander made some interesting choices for his audiobook reading of "Green Eggs and Ham."
21.02.2025 22:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I saw a lady walking her dog, and the dog went to the bathroom, and I thought she was leaning over to scoop up the mess, but instead she stubbed out her cigarette in it, and suddenly I thought of Larkin's "Sad Steps.β
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the long chant that yeβll find on page 751 of the complete edition
14.02.2025 22:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I dreamed I was in a Saw-esque movie where the killer was going to kill my kid if I couldn't identify 20 songs based on snippets. I said, "I'll just Shazam that shit" and the ease of this solution woke me up.
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HΓ€xan Ruby: in the pilot, Ruby sacrifices Max to Hecate. Gorgo, Mormo!
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