@chandlerjdean.bsky.social
Surely THIS one will stick
When did you “lock in?” I feel like I started paying attention in ~2007
11.11.2025 17:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Nebula now offers free trials which means you can watch Season 1 of Abolish Everything! RIGHT NOW for zero dollars. Abolish your weekend plans!
06.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I talked him out of it. I was like, everyone’s just kidding about that
05.11.2025 04:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ur welcome
05.11.2025 04:01 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My friends, we have abolished, Andrew Cuomo
25.06.2025 02:42 — 👍 387 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 0Anything else goin on
05.11.2025 03:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
SUCK IT BILL ACKMAN WE’RE MAKIN’ MAPS IN THIS MF!!!
05.11.2025 03:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This Thanksgiving gather your whole family around the tv to watch our movie about a guy trying not to puke
29.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 122 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 110 tix left!
30.10.2025 13:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tix are up NOW! www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
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Tix for the Abolish Everything S2 Finale taping go live on @caveatnyc.bsky.social’s website at NOON TODAY!
29.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1*Irish Hailey Welch* hawk of the mornin’ tuah
21.10.2025 18:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who could be on that 10pm show?
Perhaps if you’re in NYC you should snag a ticket to see who’s forced to be behind that lectern 😘
Tix as always on the @caveatnyc.bsky.social website: www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
27.09.2025 13:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv and over half of them are already gone.
Don’t miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar faces…
If you’re looking for a video service that DOESN’T allow hate speech and misinformation, come on down to nebula dot tv and tell them Dave sent you
24.09.2025 02:47 — 👍 373 🔁 30 💬 8 📌 4In my opinion W should be “wouble-you”
12.09.2025 03:52 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Every line of this reads like
10.09.2025 11:45 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Periodic reminder that we at @mcsweeneys.net ’s have no writing staff (save for the great @shadesofgreaves.bsky.social), and rely on unsolicited submissions for our humor & satire. We respond to each every submission within 7.39 days (but usually much sooner).
www.mcsweeneys.net/pages/guidel...
Trump’s Epstein doodle is a bit of a Rorschach test, if there was a Rorschach test that was just the phrase “I AM A PEDOPHILE”
09.09.2025 06:35 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Spinoff of Emily in Paris called “Gwen in Rome.” If I had gone to a better college I would know someone who would pay me millions to write this
09.09.2025 04:06 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why was 6 gagged at 7? Because 7 8…………
08.09.2025 02:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Please be seated for The Dinner Plan.
04.09.2025 17:58 — 👍 36 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0As soon as I get back from Japan I’m gonna be saying stuff like “in Japanese culture, it is seen as VERY disrespectful to be rude to someone”
02.09.2025 00:19 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
he clocked her tea……….
31.08.2025 16:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This month’s run of Abolish tapings starts TOMORROW! Late Thursday show has 4 tix left! Join the radical movement!
27.08.2025 14:02 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
If you’ve been thinking about coming to an Abolish Everything! taping, we’ve got FOUR this Thursday and Friday @caveatnyc.bsky.social !
Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Don’t miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
Delta flight attendant just referred to their Wi-Fi as “fast and free……”
21.08.2025 17:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Considering one of my famous “subtle bits” where I always call the national anthem “America’s theme song” and see how long it takes for anyone to notice
18.08.2025 14:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A big, shining, overhead light
A twisty, low-light lamp.
are you team big light or team ambient light?
14.08.2025 16:01 — 👍 35 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 2
