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@zero-gravitas.bsky.social

Cantankerous Scottish/doric loon. Data engineer and sometimes animator. Semi-professional hater of the generative "AI" grift.

312 Followers  |  322 Following  |  2,188 Posts  |  Joined: 11.08.2024  |  1.8082

Latest posts by zero-gravitas.bsky.social on Bluesky

"Racist crackpot" more accurately describes him.

30.10.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Critical thought is almost dead.

LLMs will finish it off.

30.10.2025 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Learning fractions is woke or something.

30.10.2025 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here's your new regulation: "Don't use AI."

Also applies to all facets of life.

29.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This, but when he claims to have read Iain M. Banks.

29.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People are willingly atrophying their brains by using AI, and billionaires are cheering them on.

29.10.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The implosion is going to be messy.

I can't wait.

29.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

28.10.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19053    πŸ” 7373    πŸ’¬ 252    πŸ“Œ 1307

His refusal is proof that he's a fully paid-up member of Auntifa.

28.10.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump admin declares war on terrifying new terror group Auntifa.

28.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always thought it was normal to have unrelated family friends who were aunties and uncles. Assumed it was universal... or maybe this is just a feeble attempt at a gotcha.

28.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a regular thing in some cultures to use "aunt" and "uncle" much more loosely. Growing up in Scotland, I had at least one close family friend/neighbour who was an unrelated auntie. My daughter refers to my wife's best friend as her auntie.

This is a pretty feeble attempt at a gotcha.

28.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just look for the guy with boot polish breath.

28.10.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A hobby that requires a lot of concentration? Animating/drawing is my go-to and it seems to work.

28.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Earth, 2035: Jesus comes back
Earth, 2036: Jesus killed by Republicans for being a Socialist.

28.10.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1. Copy far-right rhetoric in an attempt to sway Reform voters
2. Alienate anyone to the left of Mussolini and don't gain a single Reform vote
3 Blame lefties.

28.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forensic grown-ups x1000

28.10.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sectretary of State for Prompt-fondling Peter Kyle's already done that.

28.10.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.

27.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Knee pads, all the better for licking boots.

27.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've not long come through
the Tory years, where untold billions were wasted/embezzled.

All they've dug up on you is a few office chairs.

27.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mrs Featherbottom and a banger.

Mrs Featherbottom and a banger.

Why does she sound like Mrs. Featherbottom?

27.10.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is she doing a Tobias Funke as Mrs. Featherbottom accent?

27.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing headphones talks to another man in a store with max written on the bottom right Alt: Anton Chigurh flips a coin.

Anton Chigurh odds of Grok getting anything correct.

27.10.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know when I was wee "that's Irish" was widely used to mean stupid or backwards but they've just elected their head of state while we're stuck with a weird old guy putting his paedo brother up in a 30 room palace after their mum bunged him off with 12 million quid they took from us without asking

26.10.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All my retinas, gone.

25.10.2025 09:20 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This makes 'The Day Before' look amazing..

24.10.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Biff Tannen owns the police.

Biff Tannen owns the police.

Crime is legal now.

24.10.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's it like inside your head?

24.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't know they could make gullotines out of carbon nanotubes...

24.10.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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