The Waffle Raptor

I don't know, after this weekend and the no-getting-around-it way the President is starving people, all this will-they-won't-they cave stuff feels like an attempt to go into tomorrow saying "We tried, but the Republicans said no" making the whole week REPUBLICANS STARVE POOR TO PROTECT EPSTEIN FILES

Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics

I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that

The opening text of Master and Commander, but its the style of a Zohran for Mayor poster. "April, 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields."

Yeah :D

Update: nobody puked! But everyone was deeply exhausted after.

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Is it weird to describe a Predator movie as charming? Because Predator Badlands was CHARMING.

there's this thing i call "cop math"

basically, when you catch someone abusing power to cause harm and they're being real confident or real casual about it, stop and ask yourself, "how much human misery is flowing out of this one person into the world, if this evil thing is just a *habit* to them?"

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Kiddo's first competition level karate class started with the disclaimer "if you start to feel like breakfast is coming back up, get off the mat and go to a trash can"

I don't use AI for the same reason I don't eat tapeworms... I don't like parasites.

screenshot from Everything Everywhere All At Once - he is saying "When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessary. It's how I've learned to survive through everything."

your daily reminder that hope is a floatation device- grab it with both hands 🖤

clervedia alexvesia Sterling Sol Vesia Our little angel we love you forever & you're with us always. Our beautiful daughter went to heaven Sunday October 26th. There are no words to describe the pain we're going through but we hold her in our hearts and cherish every second we had with her. Thank you to the Dodgers for their understanding and support during this time. Our baseball family showed up for us and we wouldn't be able to do this without them. Thank you Dodger Nation, Blue Jays organization and all baseball fans for your love and support. We have seen ALL your messages, comments and posts. It's brought us so much comfort. Lastly, we'd like to thank Cedars Sinai and all the medical staff who helped Kayla and Sterling. Every person we came across was truly so incredible.

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Dodgers reliever Alex Vesia and his wife Kayla announced that their newborn daughter, Sterling Sol, died on October 26th.

Please continue to keep this family in your thoughts. 💔

This is one of the funniest apologies I've ever seen

Subway could run the funniest promotion right now

SANDWICH GUY BEATS THE WRAP

this is why actually doing your jury duty is so important lol

the fact that Sandwich Guy is facing this 'wich trial at all is evidence of subpar justice. he is a hero being put through the judicial grinder. i hope the jury wraps up a not guilty verdict without delay or loafing around

there is nothing, and i mean NOTHING, that DC bars and restaurants like to do more than name specials after current events, there's no way this isn't happening at five different shops right now

Graffiti art of Sandwich Guy hurling a sub at ICE on a city wall

LET FREEDOM RING

Time for a midweek mood check!

Using a GIF, vid, or pic share how you’re you feeling today 🖤

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Also of note, since I don't let shit go it is SUCH a bad time to be a sentient wet trash bag who has pissed me off.

Folks that know me are aware I used to fight with insurance companies daily on a professional level, and if my pharmacy experience today advocating for myself has taught me anything, I still got it.

In my head this is 100% Benoit Blanc speaking

Listening to Rachel Zegler aggressively play the box office game on Blank Check is a great way to end tonight.

We're all going to write pieces about what you can learn from tonight but it's actually pretty simple: The frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

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Look, I went to college in DC when West Wing was still on the air. A night of political hope-fueled joy awakens something in me like a goddamned sleeper agent.

“I’ve seen condiments you people wouldn’t believe”

This is how I found out Dick Cheney died

Guys can you imagine getting to see Andrew Cuomo eat shit and concede twice in one year. Fuck me running

Colorado Allow State to Retain Revenue From Proposition FF County Results DDHQ Last Updated: Nov 4, 2025, 9:57 PM 80% est. reporting Candidates Party Votes Pct. Yes NPA 651,514 63.4% No NPA 375,922 36.6% Total 1,027,436 * Incumbent Election Date: 11/4/2025

Colorado Tax Deductions and Revenue for School Meals County Results HQ Last Updated: Nov 4, 2025, 9:57 PM 80% est. reporting Candidates Party Votes Pct. Yes NPA 587,018 56.8% No NPA 446,384 43.2% Total 1,033,402 * Incumbent Election Date: 11/4/2025

Colorado didn't have any big sexy races this year but we are feeding EVERY KID and that fuckin rules