Zhir

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

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lol

look i was recently talking to a septuagenarian life long dem (who shall remain nameless) and generic lib, and she was like “i just think there should be firing squads and they should sell tickets.”

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Wait a sec this isn't Doki Doki

They call him Peter Zilch

An inflatable frog costume

donning the armor of god to face the forces of hell

Daaaaaaaa bearssss

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

Kim Jong Un in giant pants.

Oscar Issac looking at some kind of electronic tablet.

Oscar Isaac in giant pants.

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

I got legitimately excited for a minute. How could you do this to me

guy who goes into a McDonald's and orders 372 small root beers and nothing else

How do I put this gently

I don't think you know what "liberal" or "anticapitalist" mean.

Maybe if I used another word... Socialist. Communist. Marxist. THOSE are the views we're gonna see a rise of. Liberalism--the ideology of decorum and nothing else--is what got us here in the first place.

Hm. Not great.

"very liberal" is a weird way of saying "anti-capitalist"

The who is Steve Jobs ligma balls watchmen meme but it goes as follows: Dr. Manhattan: Pete Hegseth said there’s a new meaning of ligma Rorschach: who’s Pete Hegseth? Dr. Manhattan: Ligma balls

i genuinely hope the government shuts down

two panel meme of Anthony Fantano saying "I... Agree"

You like my product I’m finding. Here. Eat well

we're all gonna fuckin die aren't we

If we said it we would be first in line

You, a tired old fool: techbro

Me, an intellectual: high-tech lowlife

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Gottem

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Yes, these are the same category.