Helen Carnate | Save WoT ☯️

I assume so. And it’ll be daylight when I land. But I’m already getting the “are your plans flexible?” emails. 🙃

Sometimes the news is so yucky, all I can do is chain watch YouTube videos of hoof trimming (shout out to The Hoof GP), Vietnamese acne treatments (shout out to Sac Dep Spa), and cool manufacturing machinery.

I have a 5:30am flight to DCA on Wednesday that I'm not super excited about... >.<

I was skimming my feed and saw the text before I noticed the tag. I thought, "This person is a real one." and then I saw that it was you 😆

He said “warfighter” - DRINK! (Whatever beverage you like… I have an Ultra Violet Monster)

a close up of a man 's face with big ears and a scarf around his neck Alt: An orange skinned Ferengi alien from the show Deep Space Nine with his mouth open is very excited about something.

“Femalessss”

Too many Eevee forms… mix it up a bit!

Pokemon or Prescription Drug Name, and it's a bunch of wild names that could be either.

Pokemon or Prescription Drug Name?

👩‍🍳 🤌

Age Verification:
I know the TRUE purpose of Bic pens.

How long before he wants to “remodel” the pentagon to be shaped like a giant W from the air? 🙃

Like truck nuts for the entire armed forces 😩

Maybe the “widow” is a hint. 🤪

I’m old enough to remember when every retailer in the US was sent into a panic over Chinese magnets due to passage of CPSIA (the reason every relevant package has to say “contains a magnet” or “is a magnet”)

Come to the Granite State… we have cookies. 🍪

Hegseth looks like he's trying to get someone a "great deal" on a gently used 2005 Toyota Sienna with a nice trim package.

And he only gets cooler

We had just gotten notification at work that we were going to need to lay off 30% of the company within 2 weeks. WoT cancellation was announced the next day 😭

I went to a con in the early 00’s (pre-HBO) that he was at and he was traipsing around wearing a hat that said “No, A Feast for Crows is not done yet”

The replies on Twitter are the best.

“WTF!? What happened to no kings, libs?”

🤣😆😂

Assault and pepper. Maybe a little oil.

a woman is covering her face with her hands while making a surprised face . Alt: a woman is covering her face with her hands while making a horrified face because she sees something terrifying.

Not youths on ATVs!

Metallica… GOOOOOD! Napster… BAAAAAAD!

Not wonder Satan went to Trump next.

WCAG 2.2 is so DEI. 🙄
[sarcasm, for clarity]

I regret my 90s crush on Dean Cain but NOT my 90s Newsies-era crush on Christian Bale.

Sleeping bag time!

a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat . Alt: a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny confused face while sitting in a car seat .

Wut.

The whole class put on a shadow puppet play of the story after we finished reading it.

That was 4th grade for me!