Black Dog (Jonathan's Version)

hand with seven fingers...engraved strawberry but spelled with 4 'r's

Mike Johnson hiding until he can emerge like Grand Moff Tarkin and announce that the Emperor has disbanded Congress.

A ball pit and a champagne room

Out with the old idol, in with the new idol.

You can't have too many of those guys if you're the NYT

His room in the east wing of the white house isn't ready yet, unfortunately.

Just have to live with the fact that 1/4 of Americans would approve of "Donald Trump is the immortal God Emperor"

The main use case for this, I assume, is padding your CV when you apply for US government jobs

"Not willing to see children in my state go hungry"

lol RINO

We would like you to be healthy enough to produce more value for us, that's our goal.

I'm sure someone has made this point already, but in addition to everything else being too on the nose:

Trump is demolishing his wife's office to build the Epstein Play place?

"Trump says he will not seek authorization for random murders"

They like Trump and are doing their best to help him

President is really focused on the Epstein ballroom, he's leaving other important matters -- the Superbowl halftime show, for example -- to others.

As ever, "young" can include a 37-year old white dude, but not a black or brown boy after the age of 12.

Are Reform voters satanists? Or just self-described bad people? Further investigation is needed.

I'm just saying, the visual metaphor of knocking down the US Treasury would also have been apt.

I know it's too late now, but did they consider leaving the East Wing alone and putting the Epstein ballroom in the Treasury department?

I feel like it'll be back immediately if we ever have a Democratic president again. Disrespectful not to wear a necktie, I can't believe he wore shoes, etc.

Trump take Thanksgiving 🦃.

Are we sure he's not currently betting against the nonsense he's directing right now?

At least from the screenshots you see on here, it appears that everyone on Twitter has lost any sense of right and wrong and any sense of what normal humans in the world think about things.

a group of men are sitting in a stadium wearing red shirts . Alt: a group of men are sitting in a stadium wearing red shirts . It's the Alonzo Mourning meme.

Guys who robbed the Louvre:

Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only.

He buried his ex wife at the 1st tee of a golf course

Whole economy is the parable of the broken window?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable...

Listen, you've gotta reach out to Republicans if you want to win

At this point, I'm not sure that Watergate cracks the top 50.

If there's one thing that all Twitter can agree on...

Nazi is not the politically correct term -- they find it quite offensive. They prefer to be called Republicans.