Tunnel Janitor

Of course the Devil lives in Georgia or Florida.

You’ll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

I think he wants to show that anyone can be deported and locked up forever for no reason under his Administration. He also wants to demonstrate that only he has the ability to release them.

There is absolutely no other logical reason than to flex his supreme “Authority” over the law.

Did X (formerly Twitter) become such a cesspit that even the prince of darkness himself moved to BlueSky?

Well, if anyone would know the truth about the origins of covid, it would certainly be the US Department of Energy. They know everything!

Same here!

Funny you should ask.

So trump just signed an EO that gives him oversight powers over everything related to the executive, including the federal elections committee. He’s not consolidating this power just to give it over to a democrat in 4 years, is he?

Yeah but you only get store credit

Set n=8192 or something rediculous like that and it’s not entirely wrong. It’s very suboptimal, but it’s not entirely tripping balls either.

We’re a few years away far from AI producing results on par with cryptographers.

Good thing we can’t prove module lattices secure in any model or this might ruffle some Fiat Shamir/FO transform feathers.

Why can’t they just monitor everyone in real time like the USA… amateurs.

Is 3 your origin point? Try zero, it’s easier to visualize.

4 “high ranking” doge employees with the worst haircuts imaginable: 1) the lopside, 2) the lesbian, 3) standard bowl cut, 4) fucked up fringe

Even their barbers think these DOGE kids are assholes.

Yes to both, it’s their mission to both break and control cryptographic systems and standards.

Harry Truman put both responsibilities under one organization, because, what could go wrong, really?

Misprison….

Friend, I’m not entirely sure you want that.

And it was running windows 95

Who are you talking about?

Shocking

Happy birthday

Sad Beige Sedition, for Sad Orange Men.

Can Werner Herzog narrate it please?

New issue of Communications in Cryptology is out...

cic.iacr.org/i/1/4

#iacr #cryptography

Are we all on a new list?

I just told him to support democracy and inform the electorate.

It should be

Is this a popular meme?

I think I got it sorted today, need to update the paper, but it seems ready for the next level of whatever.