i want to kill dogs

tag me in bro i want a shot too

accounting for the 4 times per day that britishes are required to face towards the palace and give praise to his royal highness the average united kingdom day (dGB) is approximately 26 earth hours long (measured from the taint)

no need to fret our imperialist friends will be trapped in a time paradox attempting to navigate french horns just like in star trek tng that one time

fun for the entire family

i fact checked this and nikk is completely right however it's eleven metric hours which do not have a linear conversion to imperial hours

flies are often drawn to me because my body is overwhelmingly composed of meat tissues in a delectable savory wrapper

the ideal playground for growing larvae

im avoiding eye contact because in my jungle its considered a challenge to make eye contact

exactly. they're bad for my business, bicycle smashing guys with big hands for bicycle smashing LLC

your outta your wiccan mind!

i count local goblin among my friends and others

theres digiorno way in hell this happened your capping bro

*moans involuntarily a little bit*

we actually import icelandic pizzas that are carefully frozen on authentic glaciers (NOT chinese knockoffs) then topped with chum and a hearty spread of basil leifs that try to sail to the edge of the crust if you dont placate them vociferously

imagine if your veins were full of happy meals that actually made you happy like its still 1983 and your mom just got you in your reliable old station wagon that smells of cigarettes but after driving for what seems like days she looks at you in the mirror and her face is from your deepest nightmare

*looks at broken condom*
ruh roh raggy, reeeehehehehe

nine months later my dad was drowning sixteen great dane pups with unbelievably large heads and tiny little normal baby arms in the creek behind our farm

my "rabid" hatred of dogs goes all the way back to the beginning when clifford and scooby were tag teaming my mom in 1971

michael vick was offering motivated dogs a chance to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and society crucified him like jeasus christ for it i have to question just how "free" the market really is

strange... i thought the total opposite. he needs a new big account daddy to guide him to posting valhalla before he is lead astray to the suburbs of posters des moines

I Have Been Declared A Controversial Figure In The World Of Competitive Dog Ranking

I Can Present A Fully Detailed Tier List To A Crowded Shelter In Under One Minute. My Methodology Has Been Called "Unleashed", "Barking" Mad, And Unhindered By Morality

The AKC Calls Me The "Doberman" Of Dog Charts

that's all i can do these days dude, im too damn old to defend everything i like when redditors have already argued every angle of the discourse to death

you can get a big fat "yeah idk man" while im reading my limited edition prints of berserk chapter 124 on the bus... suck it nerds!!

i would claim it as his best work all day and defend it with my whole chest but then someone's always like "what about *that* and I'm like yeah.. i dunno man"

i kinda like salems lot the best, it was the most concise work he's done outside of short stories

plus theres so much of kings poorly restrained coke rambling that never made it onto film for better (thanks for no child gangbang scenes weirdo) or worse (all of the background about the town which i found interesting as little self-contained stories)

im not a crazy fan of king in the best circumstances but i think it is one of his most unadaptable books anyway because the entire premise of the back end of the book loses its atmosphere and just seems a little goofy on film

the childhood years are full of scenes that mostly work great as a movie

i went to culvers and asked for an "impossible style" butterburger and they handed me a bag that opened up into another unopened bag endlessly until i tore straight into the side and pulled out a bun whose geometry refuses to obey intergalactic standards with a big patty of forbidden words on it

pennywise the dancing mouse say we all float on down here georgie

cow society is now dominated by socioeconomic inequality in the pursuit of better and better tools theyre less bovine and more ratlike than ever before

I Am Using The "Scientific" Method To Determine Where I Fall On The Ogretism Spectrum Between "Shrek" And "Warhammer Fantasy"

Advanced Probability Models Suggest That I Am A Shrek-Dominant With Tolkienesque Characteristics. I Have Always Thought Myself More Inscrutable, Like Grendel

im gonna pet each cat and say "this is for sam" and they won't reply because their english is lacking

you have incredible conductive reasoning skills that produce electrifying results with shocking regularity

i wrote your dogs name on my death note which is three bounty brand "quicker picker uppers" stapled together" so it doesnt work very well or often but its totally on there

that makes one of us

i love this post i am cherishing it gently