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oooohh exciting!! lemme know whatcha think, it's such a fun book

now I'm reading v. because of you 🤗 might try this next. or maybe I'll catch up in order...

is that where the username came from?

ok, give me a minute

offering clemensy for bungled puns

you have riven my heart in twain

a kind of lynchpin of eroticism

a lot of parents just have this intuitive understanding of Orbison

i read the first one and I'm sold

this is beautiful, in its way

R.O.B. does more than Milton can,
etc etc

lmao

in spinozistic terms, toddler is extension and chud is thought

imagine this half of the paper.... is a toddler

(folds)

and this half... a chud

@ennui-haver.bsky.social i think we figured it out. the toddler thing is just a front

chudler is an axis until itself. it's orthogonal to work-safeness

inasmuch as toddler is derived from 'tod,' death, the original sin, which begat death, yes. in this essay i will expose chudlerity for the grotesque dissipation at the heart of modern society,

all the best true things are paradoxes (except this one)

there is a little bit too much ribaldry in these quarters for my liking. id like to see a little bit more demureposting out of you lot, please

it's ok the only part doing it is the part that isn't doing it so it should be fine

i wonder if all the time we spend "not dreaming" is just recursive dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dreaming about dre

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i am so glad it is not just me

because i just did exactly this about an hour ago

did you think of this because you got to a bot tan post and were momentarily annoyed that it didn't include the word chudler, before realizing you were being silly?

thanking people i know kinda well but whose starter packs I'm definitely not in, to make them experience exactly the thing you're describing

a misguided attempt to become one with the cosmos, before realizing i already was and saying wait fuggeddaboudditt

i mean they should really make some kind of disposable insert that fit in the bottom of your oven that trapped fallen food debris that you could easily remove. that would make life so much easier

i wish when you accidentally dropped pizza toppings on the bottom of your oven, there were some way to get them out again. but nooooo then they're stuck there forever and the next ten times you bake anything you have to tolerate the smell of fucking pyrolised pineapple

awww thank you

would you like any laver i have lots extra