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Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt. My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym I'm not here for serious advice. Ever. Assume I'm nonsense.

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I don't remember the last time we had weather like this for such a long stretch and it looks like it's going to continue all week...

There's definitely something nefarious going on here. ๐Ÿ˜†

03.08.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't mean to brag, but the weather has been phenomenal lately! Like, normal-pre-climate-change-New-England-summer perfect.

*narrows eyes*

I don't trust anything this fabulous.

03.08.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This might take a minute so let's put a pin in it for a moment and I'll return when I have some time to invest. ๐Ÿ˜†

03.08.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right?!? ๐Ÿ˜‚

03.08.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New Perspective Noah Kahan ยท Stick Season ยท Song ยท 2022

Vermont.

03.08.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I'll retire.

Have fun!

03.08.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I always want to hear stuff but it does make me a little sad that GD is not everyone's favorite.

03.08.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Basket Case Green Day ยท Dookie ยท Song ยท 1994

Am I just paranoid?

03.08.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Welcome to Paradise Green Day ยท Dookie ยท Song ยท 1994

What?

03.08.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Welcome to Paradise Green Day ยท Dookie ยท Song ยท 1994
03.08.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sure Green Dayโ€™s intent is pure and righteous but โ€œGood Riddanceโ€ a decidedly emo candypop song, will forever be their calling card making them the antithesis of punk. As long as we can agree about that then you can come to my skate party

03.08.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Feel It Still Portugal. The Man ยท Woodstock ยท Song ยท 2017
03.08.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's more than two decades ago and it's worse now.

03.08.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey Ya! Outkast ยท Speakerboxxx/The Love Below ยท Song ยท 2003

Shake it like a pro.

03.08.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just for fun.

03.08.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Let's Get It Started - Spike Mix Black Eyed Peas ยท Elephunk ยท Song ยท 2003

Black Eyed Peas.

03.08.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Question Old 97's ยท Satellite Rides ยท Song ยท 2001
03.08.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so angry with anyone who doesn't practice tolerance at the very least.

03.08.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Behold a Lady Outkast ยท Speakerboxxx/The Love Below ยท Song ยท 2003

If you wonder how old school rappers talk about women...

03.08.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good Day, Good Sir (Interlude) Outkast ยท Speakerboxxx/The Love Below ยท Song ยท 2003
03.08.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you listened to this?

03.08.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's so mad.

03.08.2025 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Roses Outkast ยท Speakerboxxx/The Love Below ยท Song ยท 2003

This is so great.

03.08.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Clint Eastwood Gorillaz, Del The Funky Homosapien ยท Gorillaz ยท Song ยท 2001

Sometimes you listen to music and you keep it to yourself because you're not sure if others would identify.

Me? I'm certain I've forgotten how you feel about this, and I'm going to *make* you love it with me.

03.08.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sign for โ€œJesseโ€™s Grill.โ€

A sign for โ€œJesseโ€™s Grill.โ€

โ™ซ and sheโ€™s watching him with those fries

03.08.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 842    ๐Ÿ” 142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Couldn't Stand the Weather Stevie Ray Vaughan ยท Couldn't Stand The Weather (Legacy Edition) ยท Song ยท 1984

I think especially @brusowrites.bsky.social gets this love...

03.08.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Here Comes the Hotstepper - Heartical Mix iNi Kamoze, Salaam Remi ยท Here Comes The Hotstepper ยท Song ยท 1994
03.08.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I double dog dare you.

This isn't where I get my feels; it's where I vent.

You're not actually trying because you're a good person, but I sometimes wish someone would.

03.08.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TOO LOW TERRAIN

03.08.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When taking tequila shots, I can never remember what to do first: lick the salt, suck the lime, or projectile vomit on the stripper.

03.08.2025 00:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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